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I was named after my grandfathers. Probably not too accurate for me.
 
"Strum the Third" has a nice ring to it.

Technically, I am the III'rd, by my first and last name. But, my middle name- Stuart- is my maternal grandfather's middle name, and the lineage to JEB Stuart. I may have to change that since it will be considered offensive to a distinct percentage of the population. At any rate, I liked the Stuart part better than the William that wold have given me the pretentious "III" after my name. Although, I'm not 100% sure about name etiquette, since my father wasn't a "Jr." My grandfather was the Jr.

Doesn't matter... I go by "Assh*le" anyway. Maybe I could change Third to Turd?

My mother's first name is "Dixie." I'm really worried for her. I have a feeling they'll be omitting her first name in public settings pretty soon. Fortunately, I call her Mama, so, it won't be an issue.
 
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Dont know if i've fessed up yet but i was named after auburn univ. - my father was a huge fan. I'd kick his ass if he werent dead. For that and for leaving us when i was 1 and my mom 17. Anyway auburn pretty much red lines the app. Seems theres only a few dozen. Fwiw i go by my middle name dwight which predictably peaked while eisenhower was pres.
 
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