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The real medal competition

The best Olympian asses belong to: (select three)

  • Track and field

    Votes: 3 37.5%
  • Volleyball

    Votes: 5 62.5%
  • Figure skating

    Votes: 5 62.5%
  • Swimming/diving

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Gymnastics

    Votes: 2 25.0%
  • Skiing

    Votes: 1 12.5%

  • Total voters
    8
Volleyball is the most visible, which is nice. Figure skating is probably the "best". Gymnasts got that dump truck badonkadonk, if that's your kinda thing.
that's my thinking too. I mean, that thing might overpower you and put you out of business.

I had a ladyfriend once who said she wanted to have the nicest rear end possible. I told her take up figure skating....and get back to me. Definitely, get back to me. I don't know. There's just something about the way the back of a shapely female leg comes into conjunction with the bottom of a perfectly rounded derriere that appeals to me.
 
Is she checking dat ass or dat knee-cap?
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Is she checking dat ass or dat knee-cap?
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if you've ever seen her bootleg video, you know she's probably just checking out the knee cap. Turns out, figure skating wasn't her greatest talent and it didn't involve women..
 
where are you going with this?
I just went there. Not sure how much more plainly I can spell it out. Are you familiar with her video I referenced? If not, use your imagination and then google it. HINT: I ain't gonna link it if that tells you anything..
 
if you've ever seen her bootleg video, you know she's probably just checking out the knee cap. Turns out, figure skating wasn't her greatest talent and it didn't involve women..
Would. Or at least “would have”. Not sure how she looks these days. But i have a weakness for the cray crays. It’s good when you and her know you’re the most rational in a relationship
 
Would. Or at least “would have”. Not sure how she looks these days. But i have a weakness for the cray crays. It’s good when you and her know you’re the most rational in a relationship
if you saw the video, you have to agree that figure skating does wonders for the female physique. And I'm with you on the cray crays. But if you indulge, better work out an exit strategy that can be acted on at any time.
 
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I just went there. Not sure how much more plainly I can spell it out. Are you familiar with her video I referenced? If not, use your imagination and then google it. HINT: I ain't gonna link it if that tells you anything..
quite
 
quite familiar…it’s on the same vhs tape with some baywatch chicks…i would call all of them “certified amateurs”.
I thought that's what you meant but then I was trying to make sense of your 'where you going with this?' question.

Shame on you for your being quite familiar. Where you going with the Baywatch thing?
 
I thought that's what you meant but then I was trying to make sense of your 'where you going with this?' question.

Shame on you for your being quite familiar. Where you going with the Baywatch thing?
as a younger lad i was suckered into purchasing the harding interview as well as the nolin and anderson screw job…had no idea all three could fill up an entire vhs tape, but they did.
 
as a younger lad i was suckered into purchasing the harding interview as well as the nolin and anderson screw job…had no idea all three could fill up an entire vhs tape, but they did.
I don't know what the 'harding interview' is.. I don't know what the 'nolin and anderson screw job' is. I do know what a VHS tape is.

I have no idea if we're on the same page or not, but all three of the above have made sex tapes, and the Harding one is what I was initially referring to.
 
I don't know what the 'harding interview' is.. I don't know what the 'nolin and anderson screw job' is. I do know what a VHS tape is.

I have no idea if we're on the same page or not, but all three of the above have made sex tapes, and the Harding one is what I was initially referring to.
We had it rough with porn on vhs “back in the day”. All that ff and rew…
 
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