UNC71-00
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AQUARIUS January 20 to February 18
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. In other words, you're a manic-depressive schizophrenic who would kill himself just to win a bet.
Someone to whom you owe money is likely to beat forty-seven shades of shit out of you in the coming days. No one will send you flowers or a get-well card. Your mother will likely send a nice thank-you letter to the guy who did it.
Aquarian men are usually homosexual. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. This week a stranger will borrow your car and tell you straight out he has no intention of returning it. As usual, you will smile and say, "You're welcome."
This would be a good time to give your sister back her panties before she discovers the theft and confronts you about it in front of your friends. Either that or become a stunt performer with no helmet and try bungee jumping with the cord tied around your neck.
In short, you have no grasp of reality and live in a complete fantasy world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. This month might not be a good time to start a new relationship. If you do, you are likely to have your first experience of transsexual sex while in a drugged condition.
Happy Birthday, Double-O Zero!!
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. In other words, you're a manic-depressive schizophrenic who would kill himself just to win a bet.
Someone to whom you owe money is likely to beat forty-seven shades of shit out of you in the coming days. No one will send you flowers or a get-well card. Your mother will likely send a nice thank-you letter to the guy who did it.
Aquarian men are usually homosexual. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. This week a stranger will borrow your car and tell you straight out he has no intention of returning it. As usual, you will smile and say, "You're welcome."
This would be a good time to give your sister back her panties before she discovers the theft and confronts you about it in front of your friends. Either that or become a stunt performer with no helmet and try bungee jumping with the cord tied around your neck.
In short, you have no grasp of reality and live in a complete fantasy world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. This month might not be a good time to start a new relationship. If you do, you are likely to have your first experience of transsexual sex while in a drugged condition.
Happy Birthday, Double-O Zero!!
@UNC71-00 happy belated birthday.
Here's to all your tee shots finding the fairway, all your parlays hitting, all your faculties working, and all your hookers being barely over 18
Here's to all your tee shots finding the fairway, all your parlays hitting, all your faculties working, and all your hookers being barely over 18
I may be an annoying sack of shit sometimes, but I'm still a stand-up guy at the end of the day.
Me, I can barely stand at the end of the day.
Or maybe it's I can barely stand myself at the end of the day.
Oh well, HAPPY FRIGGIN BIRTHDY YOU MEAN OLD FART!
Was this a serious thread . . ? The late start in the day kinda had me thinking it was one of those other kind of Birthday Threads . .
Happy Birthday Rich
Thanks Billy
Oh dear Lord! I hope you made that funny sh*t up because I'm an Aquarius too! My day is Feb 2nd and y'all have to be nice to me that day lol
This just in
The relative position from our vantage point of stars millions of light years from us and each other dont mean jack shit to your life
The relative position from our vantage point of stars millions of light years from us and each other dont mean jack shit to your life
Oh yeah. I was laughing so hard at the horoscope that I forgot. Happy Birthday! I hope your day was fabulous and hope your week is getting better. ❤
The funniest part about that is she and Mrs 71 have the same birthday
Belated Happy Birthday to my boy, 71, and early Happy Birthday to Mrs 71.
Happy Get-pooped-out-of-your-mother's-vagina Day
But what if he had a big 'ol Water head and had to be cut out?
