Valentines day

[heelmanwilm]

Needs a redux something terrible. Is it really even considered a holiday? No time off, no parade, no special drinks, no special clothing, no parties....prob is its g-rated. U gonna celebrate bow chika wow wow then it needs to be r rated
At least. Like new years eve or st patty’s day. The romans had a holiday on feb 14 where men ran around naked and when a woman saw something she liked she presented her bare back side for a spanking. Prob tough to pull that off but maybe:

Have it on a fri, Like 2nd fri of feb. Everyone is horny and ready to party on fri. Noones horny on tues.

8:00 curfew downtown for anyone under 16. This one night belongs to the adults

Oyster roasts become the traditional meal

Everyone hits the bars in masks, pajamas and lingerie. Bars and clubs have Sexy pajama contests and special cocktails all weekend.

 

[coolwaterunc]

May bring in more tourists though.

 

[heelmanwilm]

May bring in more tourists though.

I make an exception for scantily clad female tourists

 

[BillyL]

I'm in . . . where's the best oyster roast at . . ?

 

[Raising Heel]

Needs a redux something terrible. Is it really even considered a holiday? No time off, no parade, no special drinks, no special clothing, no parties....prob is its g-rated. U gonna celebrate bow chika wow wow then it needs to be r rated
At least. Like new years eve or st patty’s day. The romans had a holiday on feb 14 where men ran around naked and when a woman saw something she liked she presented her bare back side for a spanking. Prob tough to pull that off but maybe:

Have it on a fri, Like 2nd fri of feb. Everyone is horny and ready to party on fri. Noones horny on tues.

8:00 curfew downtown for anyone under 16. This one night belongs to the adults

Oyster roasts become the traditional meal

Everyone hits the bars in masks, pajamas and lingerie. Bars and clubs have Sexy pajama contests and special cocktails all weekend.

You’ve put a lot of thought into this

 

[toophly1124]

 

[heelmanwilm]

Also need some adult version candy hearts

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You’ve put a lot of thought into this

Started when my kids brought home valentines from classmates. Why are 1st graders demanding each other “be mine”?

 

[uncboy10]

Noones horny on tues.

Don't be such a prude.

 

[tarheel0910]

Also need some adult version candy hearts

*googles edible thong*

 

[Grayhead]

I wish you all a happy VD

 

[toophly1124]

I wish you all a happy VD

I’m not sure what we all did to piss you off but I think wishing venerial diseases on us all is a bit much. Even for OOTB.

 

[nctransplant]

I wish you all a happy VD

Jalek says hi.

 

[Grayhead]

I’m not sure what we all did to piss you off but I think wishing venerial diseases on us all is a bit much. Even for OOTB.

What makes you think I meant venereal disease?
Then again, it's the gift that keeps giving

 

[gunslingerdick]

I think it’s genius and I’m a bit taken aback by the frosty response from the board; regulars, no less. This is quintessential OOTB, our milieu, our honey hole. This is the kind of thinking that gets you elected Mayor around here. What the hell is wrong with you people?

 

[coryfly]

It was an excuse for us to leave the kids with my parents and spend a day in Nashville yesterday so that was cool.

 

[Raising Heel]

Started when my kids brought home valentines from classmates. Why are 1st graders demanding each other “be mine”?

Seems perfectly normal to me.

 

[heelmanwilm]

We should change the name to “feast of ravishing”

Other possibilities:

Coitus exploitus festival
Dtf day

 

[heelmanwilm]

I think it’s genius and I’m a bit taken aback by the frosty response from the board; regulars, no less. This is quintessential OOTB, our milieu, our honey hole. This is the kind of thinking that gets you elected Mayor around here. What the hell is wrong with you people?

Tough crowd lately

 

[heelmanwilm]

It was an excuse for us to leave the kids with my parents and spend a day in Nashville yesterday so that was cool.

Now thats how u do it! Well done!

 

[gunslingerdick]

My wife and I don't give a rip about Valentine's Day. We've always said that if you're taking care of business the other 364 days of the year, there's no need for a Valentine's Day. So mixing it up to be a giant orgy sounds pretty awesome.

 

[coryfly]

Now thats how u do it! Well done!

It was cool. We ate at this really cool place as well that I think some of you conservatives should visit sometime.

http://www.suzywongsnashville.com/index.php/suzy-wong-s

 

[BillyL]

Happy Valentine's Day to all of my good friends here on OOTB . .

 

[tarheel0910]

 

[TarHeelMark]

My anniversary is late February, so every year since we’ve been married, I’m successfully able to convince my wife that we shouldn’t have to do anything for Valentine’s Day.

 

[UNC71-00]

My wife and I don't give a rip about Valentine's Day. We've always said that if you're taking care of business the other 364 days of the year, there's no need for a Valentine's Day.

 

[tarheel0910]

We've always said that if you're taking care of business the other 364 days of the year

What about a leap year?

 

[gunslingerdick]

What about a leap year?

There’s no such thing.

#fakenews

 

[TarHeelNation11]

1800Flowers is a lifesaver for Valentine's Day. Zero work required on my part and I get the benefits of it.

 

[gunslingerdick]

Are you saying that you and your wife subscribe to this commercialized fake holiday?

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

 

[UNC71-00]

Are you saying that you and your wife subscribe to this commercialized fake holiday?

I have been sending her loving notes all day. This was the most recent one:

 

[Raising Heel]

I have been sending her loving notes all day. This was the most recent one:

Dude.

 

[UNC71-00]

Dude.

There’s more

 

[Raising Heel]

There’s more

That's what I was afraid of.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

 

[Archer2]

Needs a redux something terrible. Is it really even considered a holiday? No time off, no parade, no special drinks, no special clothing, no parties....prob is its g-rated. U gonna celebrate bow chika wow wow then it needs to be r rated
At least. Like new years eve or st patty’s day. The romans had a holiday on feb 14 where men ran around naked and when a woman saw something she liked she presented her bare back side for a spanking. Prob tough to pull that off but maybe:

Have it on a fri, Like 2nd fri of feb. Everyone is horny and ready to party on fri. Noones horny on tues.

8:00 curfew downtown for anyone under 16. This one night belongs to the adults

Oyster roasts become the traditional meal

Everyone hits the bars in masks, pajamas and lingerie. Bars and clubs have Sexy pajama contests and special cocktails all weekend.

Who says we can’t agree on anything?