Best comebacks

[heelmanwilm]

Since we’re all about the insults let’s share the best

What doesn’t kill you….disappoints me

Don’t be ashamed of who you are….that’s your parents job

 

[blazers]

 

[T-Square]

Her: I don't kiss on the first date.
Me: How about on the last one?

 

[bluetoe]

 

[bluetoe]

if you were any smarter, you'd be an imbecile.

I was going to challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you're not armed.

 

[heelmanwilm]

I don’t have the time or crayons necessary to explain this to you

 

[heelmanwilm]

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[bluetoe]

eat shit and die.

Not much on the cleverness scale but highly effective as a comeback. Should be in everyone's repertoire.

 

[bluetoe]

my favorite, although it might not really be a comeback...

How's My Driving?
call 1 800 eat shit

 

[WhatTheHeel?]

 

[gunslingerdick]

Frank Reich

 

[chickenhunter]

my favorite, although it might not really be a comeback...

How's My Driving?
call 1 800 eat shit

I had that bumper sticker on my car in the late 80's.

I think "yo mama" is the best comeback ever.

 

[chickenhunter]

or...

kid off camera: your penis is the size of a tic tac.
Other kid: Yeah, thats why your moms breath smells good.

 

[bluetoe]

or...

kid off camera: your penis is the size of a tic tac.
Other kid: Yeah, thats why your moms breath smells good.

forgive me for doing this, but the visuals are priceless...

 

[heelmanwilm]

Frank reich