It’s hot af and The water temp here is a miserable 85 today. Also the ocean is full of microscopic jelly fish babies that get trapped in your bathing suit and proceed to sting you relentlessly. There’s also no breeze which brings in the hordes of biting horse flies. They’re experts at landing on the small of you back where you can’t swap them before sticking their barbed probiscous in you to suck blood. But no worries the rip tides are readily available to end your suffering.