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1. What inspired this thread?With both animals in full rage, who takes the fight?
Participate or not. Its really that simple.1. What inspired this thread?
2. Why exactly do we need to wait over a week to close the poll?
If you were high when you posted it, just say you were high. No judgement here.Participate or not. Its really that simple.
1) this hypothetical question has vexed deep-thinking men ever since there were grizzlies and gorillas...and men. This may resolve it once and for all.1. What inspired this thread?
2. Why exactly do we need to wait over a week to close the poll?
Just watched that a few days ago. One of the best B movies I've seen in a while.Cocaine Bear
It’s a terrible movieJust watched that a few days ago. One of the best B movies I've seen in a while.
You really thought this through, I love it.It’s the grizzly but the size difference isn’t massive if we’re talking about the regular griz. They’re around 600 lbs. but the Kodiak can get up to 1000 lbs. A male silverback is gonna be around 350-400 lbs. but the grizzly’s claws are the difference maker and how his thick fur is armor like whereas the gorilla is leaner and has vulnerable areas more exposed.
I fu*kin love this thread and I make a motion for @chickenhunter to do a whole series. I mean, why stop at grizzly vs gorilla?
There used to be a TV series about these types of hypothetical matchups. Can't remember what it was called, but it was pretty good.YesI fu*kin love this thread and I make a motion for @chickenhunter to do a whole series. I mean, why stop at grizzly vs gorilla?
The Romans had some fun with it too back in the dayThere used to be a TV series about these types of hypothetical matchups. Can't remember what it was called, but it was pretty good.
This is absolutely the truth. I’d fight a grizzly over a chimp. Those things are wild.What you don’t wanna fuk with is a chimpanzee. Those mfer’s are just evil. They go for the lips, eyes, and hands when attacking people. There’s been documented cases of them snatching human infants and tearing them apart and eating them. They’re cannibals as well. There was some poor woman on Oprah years back that tried to save her friend from a chimp attack and it chewed her face and her hands off. Six cops unloaded their clips on it while it stood on a cop car screaming in rage. I think there’s a video somewhere. Then it walked into its cage and got its blanket and died.
Did you ever hear about Marcel and the coon-huntin' monkey?What you don’t wanna fuk with is a chimpanzee. Those mfer’s are just evil. They go for the lips, eyes, and hands when attacking people. There’s been documented cases of them snatching human infants and tearing them apart and eating them. They’re cannibals as well. There was some poor woman on Oprah years back that tried to save her friend from a chimp attack and it chewed her face and her hands off. Six cops unloaded their clips on it while it stood on a cop car screaming in rage. I think there’s a video somewhere. Then it walked into its cage and got its blanket and died.
I can recite that one by heart, almost front to back... same with What It Was Was Football... my dad had an 8-track player with JC's greatest hits.
reminds me of that great old joke. I know everybody has heard it but just in case...This is absolutely the truth. I’d fight a grizzly over a chimp. Those things are wild.
OK. Try this with a grizzly.This is absolutely the truth. I’d fight a grizzly over a chimp. Those things are wild.
Clearly you should know domesticated means.OK. Try this with a grizzly.
who said domesticated or not domesticated? And that chimp is NOT domesticated, it's a wild chimp that Jane Goodall (?) befriended years earlier....and this is a reunion in the wild, with no one knowing what to expect from the chimp. Chimps aren't always vicious, most of the time they are reasonably docile.Clearly you should know domesticated means.
yes, because we are all related to chimps. Some more closely than others, of course. And I don't think I'm the one being defensive when you took umbrage at my disparaging of the notion that a chimp is more dangerous than a grizzly bear.Are you related to a chimp or something? You seem pretty defensive in what I find to be a silly argument.
You should practice what you preach.Chimps aren't always vicious, most of the time they are reasonably docile.
you should post more intelligibly.You should practice what you preach.
Why do you have trouble understanding?you should post more intelligibly.
don't forget Bonzo.I know some famous chimps. Pan Kun and his little dog friend Jake. And then there’s sweet (not so) little Limbani.
why do you? I just said it's because he doesn't post intelligibly. You're asking for the answer that I just provided. Get a clue.Why do you have trouble understanding?
You said nothing.why do you? I just said it's because he doesn't post intelligibly. You're asking for the answer that I just provided. Get a clue.
Just watched that a few days ago. One of the best B movies I've seen in a while.
Intelligibly? I realize you have shortcomings, Boy Blunder, particularly when it comes to comprehension, but what do you not understand about practice what you preach? Tell me and I'll explain it to you.you should post more intelligibly.