How many weird feats of the human body can you perform?

[Raising Heel]

1) Rub your stomach and pat your head simultaneously?

2) "Gleek" (project saliva from your submandibular gland using tongue compression)?

3) Touch your nose with your tongue?

4) Hypermobility or hyperlaxity ("double jointed")?

5) Burp and/or fart on command?

6) Raise one eyebrow? On both sides?

7) Fit your fist in your mouth?

8) Make farting noises with your armpit or legpit (popliteal, technically)?

9) Other? (I really hope I regret offering a fill-in-the-blank here.)

 

[WhatTheHeel?]

Touch nose with elbow?

 

[coolwaterunc]

1) Rub your stomach and pat your head simultaneously?
Yep
2) "Gleek" (project saliva from your submandibular gland using tongue compression)?
WTF
3) Touch your nose with your tongue?
No
4) Hypermobility or hyperlaxity ("double jointed")?
Yep
5) Burp and/or fart on command?
I wish, but I when need to cut one, they come in bunches.
6) Raise one eyebrow? On both sides?
Yep
7) Fit your first in your mouth?
No
8) Make farting noises with your armpit or legpit (popliteal, technically)?
No

No "other" since I only know what I'm able to do and don't know if anyone else can. Probably not anyway.

 

[heelmanwilm]

I can raise my left eyebrow and wiggle my left ear. I can also make a shoe smell.

 

[heelbent]

I can raise my left eyebrow and wiggle my left ear. I can also make a shoe smell.

Make a shoe smell what?

 

[heelmanwilm]

Make a shoe smell what?

Lol caddyshack joke.

 

[gunslingerdick]

1) Rub your stomach and pat your head simultaneously?

2) "Gleek" (project saliva from your submandibular gland using tongue compression)?

3) Touch your nose with your tongue?

4) Hypermobility or hyperlaxity ("double jointed")?

5) Burp and/or fart on command?

6) Raise one eyebrow? On both sides?

7) Fit your first in your mouth?

8) Make farting noises with your armpit or legpit (popliteal, technically)?

9) Other? (I really hope I regret offering a fill-in-the-blank here.)

1 - yes - elementary, my dear.
2 - yes - and for the record, I knew it as "yanging" until I was in middle school. I also know it as "skeeting".
3 - no
4 - one shoulder and both thumbs.
5 - burp only.
6 - no
7 - WTF? My first what? This is a family website, for cryin' out loud.
8 - haven't tried since 5th grade but my son recently discovered he's pretty good at this.

 

[coolwaterunc]

hahaha - I just realized it says "first"

 

[Raising Heel]

7 - WTF? My first what? This is a family website, for cryin' out loud.

My bad. I just reported myself to Rivals.

 

[heelz2345]

1: Can do
2: Can't do
3: Kind of, which is another way of saying not really
4: Nope
5: Burp yes, fart no.
6: Yes, but not both sides
7: Nope
8: Yep

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

1) Rub your stomach and pat your head simultaneously?
Sure.
2) "Gleek" (project saliva from your submandibular gland using tongue compression)?
Yep.
3) Touch your nose with your tongue?
No.
4) Hypermobility or hyperlaxity ("double jointed")?
No.
5) Burp and/or fart on command?
No.
6) Raise one eyebrow? On both sides?
Yes. No.
7) Fit your fist in your mouth?
No.
8) Make farting noises with your armpit or legpit (popliteal, technically)?
Sure.
9) Other? (I really hope I regret offering a fill-in-the-blank here.)
If it's some kind of joint, I can probably make it pop. Knuckles, in several different ways. Neck, back, knees, ankles. Sometimes toes.