New Events for 2024 Olympics in Paris

[WhatTheHeel?]

Breakdancing is one. But, given that it's France, what new events SHOULD they have but won't.

Miming?

Whatcha got?

 

[tarheel0910]

Surrendering

 

[nctransplant]

Surrendering

Thread over unless you add "women's underarm hair designs".

 

[bluetoe]

LMAO at all three answers so far. Predictable, but that's why they're perfect.

I would add urinating in public but I think we could probably kick their asses at this point.