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Dri Archer is a game changer but what is KSU doing to market him and Kent State Football?

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This is how you market college football (see link).

Game Changer
 
I can't figure out if this website is for real or just an expert troll site. I haven't read all the articles (yet!), but some of my favorite headlines include:

Is AirBnB a Plot to Prepare Our Homes for Mass Seizure by Obama's Illegal Aliens?
Is the Gay "Bear" Scene Opening the Door to Homosexual Male Pregnancy?
Many Atheists Believe that Eating Puppy Fetuses Will Cure Their Sexual Impotency. Here's Why They're Wrong.

And my personal favorite (which I did read):

Are Militant Atheists Using Chemtrails to Poison the Angels in Heaven?
 
To paraphrase Seinfeld: It's real, and it's spectacular.

This could be the greatest discovery of the year, HIS. I can't stop reading.

I started with "Are Deep-Sea Dinosaurs Proof of the Biblical Timeline?" in which Lieutenant Colonel Percy Fawcett of the British Military was called an "unimpeachable source." In the very next sentence, I learned that he "tracked diplodocus dinosaurs through the jungles of Brazil a hundred years ago." I also have a favorite commenter already. Her name is Blanche Beecham. Blanche believes that "not finding dinosaurs buried with humans just means that humans and dinosaurs had separate cemeteries."

Also a big fan of "The Eternal Artist: Why America Must Eliminate the Creative Class." Here's my favorite passage: "Wherever artists turn up, they carry destruction to the land by destroying mankind's goods and nourishment and spreading disease. From gonorrhea and Avian flu, to cultural Marxism and marijuana abuse, the artist carries scars of the world's dark underside." The never actually cites any specific examples or names any artists. But that's not the point. They must be stopped. Hopefully he'll write another article to explain how we stop them. Until then, here's Blanche again: "I think that Jon McNaughton is probably the greatest painter of the last 2,000 years. His portrait of Jesus making the Constitution of the United States makes me proud to be an American."
 
Originally posted by Raising Heel:
There's no way that site is real, though. THN11 might appreciate their call for Rhode Island to have its statehood revoked, though.
Yeah, in retrospect, there's no f'ing way it's real. Even the name of the site is a joke (say it fast). I just wanted so bad for it to be true.
 
Originally posted by Heels in Space:
Yeah, in retrospect, there's no f'ing way it's real. Even the name of the site is a joke (say it fast). I just wanted so bad for it to be true.
Haha good catch. As over the top as some of the articles are, it's the comments section that gives them away.

I like that there has been a dedicated effort to not be as overt about it as the Onion or Clickhole. There has also been a considerable investment of time and effort in that site. Hmm. Maybe it *is* real.
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Re: Game Changer

Through five games, Kent State's running back/slot receiver/return specialist has scored every which way for the Golden Flashes, and he's on track to have one of the most dynamic seasons in MAC history ? or perhaps in all of college football (see link).

Dri Archer: Looking At An Incredible First 5 Games
 
Re: Game Changer

I ask again, what is KSU doing to market Dri Archer and Kent State Football?
 
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In the photo below, you see Vanderbilt University head football coach James Franklin featured in a marketing campaign.
I would love to see Dri Archer on billboards around Kent with a similar "game changer" theme.

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