You know you're getting old when...
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When kids in the neighborhood preface your name with "Mr."
When you can't run 1/4 mile without throwing your back out.
When a successful day is being able to just "sit"...and literally do nothing.
Saturday consists of a trip to the grocery store, a little bit of yard work, and perhaps getting to bed a few minutes early.
Not having a damn clue what "ROTFFLMMFAOWSGBDO" means.
WTF is Pokemon Go?
When you can't run 1/4 mile without throwing your back out.
When a successful day is being able to just "sit"...and literally do nothing.
Saturday consists of a trip to the grocery store, a little bit of yard work, and perhaps getting to bed a few minutes early.
Not having a damn clue what "ROTFFLMMFAOWSGBDO" means.
WTF is Pokemon Go?
The obvious one is when you stop getting carded at the bar. Also, when you hear the songs of your youth on "classic" radio.
Or when you start saying "thank you" when you do.
Wow! He is showing his age! (I know I am too but....). He still looks good though.
When Dylan is on the cover of AARP
And you're getting very old when you don't even know who the hell Otter and Dylan are in the first place
No, that's ancient.And you're getting very old when you don't even know who the hell Otter and Dylan are in the first place
Damn he's a grumpy old chap, 71 is. He must be a barrel of fun on the golf course!
I wish there was a way to gauge the amount of angry posts from everyone. He might win that one! He's not gonna win the election bets though.
I wish there was a way to gauge the amount of angry posts from everyone. He might win that one! He's not gonna win the election bets though.
When you can't sleep more than 4 consecutive hours without having to get up and take a leak
Truth . . . getting up to pee 3 times a night is a b!tch, enuresis is starting to look like an appealing option . .
j/k of course.
If it was only that easy........See a urologist or quit drinking before beddy-bye time
When you start wearing dipers instead of changing them.
Not sure if I would hit that or not. I guess it depends.dipers huh . . ?
I see what you did there...
When high school/college marching bands are playing your favorite rock songs.
Says the poaster without a prostate.....See a urologist or quit drinking before beddy-bye time
I know allllll about the prostate from my work, thank you.
I can give you details on how a prostatectomy is done if you'd like to know.
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Strum doesn't have a prostate? That's weird.
Are you referring to your vocation, or is this recreational "work" you're talking about?
When u engage in a friendly beach volleyball game and it takes two weeks for your knees to recover
Ahem...
Growing Old
Hello old man in the mirror,
yes you, staring back from the walls.
Time has not been kind to you,
for example, take a look at your balls.
They hang like a loose, fleshy pendulum,
no longer tight, like so long ago.
These days they poke from my pant leg,
how did my balls ever get so low.
They used to be verile and hairy,
a scrotum of world renowned.
Now they're like two shriveled raisins,
made hairless from scraping the ground.
When I go to the gym to do cardio,
which I do every once in a while,
I must wear a jockstrap in the shower,
or my nuts will drag on the tile.
I once took a trip to Italy,
with my ball sack all bound up with tape,
till my invention came undone in a vineyard
and Lucille Ball stomped on my balls like a grape.
So the next time that you're looking downward,
and you see a sight that appalls,
don't step on it, don't touch it, don't pick it up,
it's probably just my balls.
Vocation, silly. But I know plenty of recreational things to do with one bwahahahaha
VERY VERY TRUE. When I worked at the hospital I saw things that will make you guys squirm!!!!!!!
When you start doing reverse mortgage commercials. Tom Selleck is the new Wilford Brimley. With hair dye. And hair.
Orrrrrrr...when you buy one of these. Just shoot me in the head.
when you can't trust a fart and you best not waste a hard.
Why you ragging on @BillyL like that?
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