And now, terrible jokes

[gunslingerdick]

I had a great childhood. We used to get inside of tires and ride them down hills. Those were Goodyears.

 

[bluetoe]

as a joke, I placed a human arm bone in the kitchen pantry where I knew my wife would see it...but she didn't find that humerus.

 

[heelmanwilm]

This is entirely innapropriate and frankly I’m disappointed in myself

 

[gunslingerdick]

 

[Heels Noir]

...but she didn't find that humerus.

Neither did anyone else. Maybe you should have made it the funny bone instead.

 

[bluetoe]

Neither did anyone else. Maybe you should have made it the funny bone instead.

maybe you should have made it funny yourself.

BTW, your butthurt seems to be spreading. Is there no containing it? Try putting some of your Vagisil on it. It won't help but hopefully that might distract you from sharing it with us in every thread.

 

[Heels Noir]

maybe you should have made it funny yourself.

The thread is titled "terrible jokes." What were you expecting, grandpa, Henny Youngman?

 

[bluetoe]

The thread is titled "terrible jokes." What were you expecting, grandpa, Henny Youngman?

you thinking Henny Youngman was a good example of funny explains a lot.

And stop contradicting yourself. Am I being taken to task for my joke being funny or for it NOT being funny? Or are you just butthurt?

 

[heelmanwilm]

I told the doctor “it hurts when I do this”
The doctor said “well don’t do that”

 

[heelmanwilm]

Nick bar….gate…something is becoming my fav snl host

 

[blazers]

Neither did anyone else. Maybe you should have made it the funny bone instead.

 

[blazers]

I told the doctor “it hurts when I do this”
The doctor said “well don’t do that”

Good candidate for top-10.

 

[bluetoe]

I told the doctor “it hurts when I do this”
The doctor said “well don’t do that”

^^^^this belongs with the one about the doctor telling his patient that he was giving a physical to that he needed to quit masturbating. "Why?" asked the patient.

"Because I'm trying to examine you".

 

[gunslingerdick]

Nick bar….gate…something is becoming my fav snl host

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He’s hilarious. Love that guy.

 

[heelmanwilm]

Once you read this you’ll forget you were gay

 

[heelmanwilm]

If Jesus is the son of mary
And Jesus is the lamb of god
Then….

Spoiler: Don’t look [USER=3746]@bluetoe[/USER]

mary had a little lamb

 

[bluetoe]

 

[chickenhunter]

Joe Biden and a soon to be pedophile victim walks in to the woods. Victim says, hey Joe, it getting dark in here. Im a little bit scared.
Joe says, oh quit your crying. Im the one walking outta here alone.

 

[bluetoe]

and now, something a little different....

 

[Archer2]

My wife came home from the doctors today and was looking all pleased with herself, so I asked her why she was so happy.


She said, “The doctor said that for a 45 year old woman, I’ve got the breasts of an 18 year old.”

I said, “Oh yeah, and what did he say about your 45 year old ass?”

She said, “Your name never came up in conversation.”

 

[pooponduke]

If you don't get this one, after watching it, just search for the term "Mebound"

 

[heelmanwilm]

Remember when posting here there’s two unwritten rules

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2.

 

[heelmanwilm]

Two things that never grow old

Dark humor
Unvaccinated kids

 

[gteeitup]

Two things that never grow old

Dark humor
Unvaccinated kids

i feel like you’d love the stormtrooper and bigfoot vlogs on twitter…have you seen them?

 

[heelmanwilm]

i feel like you’d love the stormtrooper and bigfoot vlogs on twitter…have you seen them?

Hahahaha!!! YESSS!! Hilarious!!

 

[bluetoe]

Two things that never grow old

Dark humor
Unvaccinated kids

@gteeitup sees what you did there. Or I imagine he probably did. It was very cleaver....and dark...and funny. And crass. And insensitive. And funny.

 

[bluetoe]

i feel like you’d love the stormtrooper and bigfoot vlogs on twitter…have you seen them?

no. What it be like?

 

[gteeitup]

no. What it be like?