Anyone want to go to Heaven?
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Omgosh, omgosh, that is absolutely the hardest I have lol in a long time. Two crack heads selling golden tickets to heaven. If someone made this up it wouldn't be as funny. Tito's statement to the police literally had me in tears. And then the wife kinda leaves him hanging. Hilarious.
What's probably more interesting is they actually sold a bunch of them.
Funny you should ask. I believe in God and pray often and believe he takes care of my family. My concept of Heaven though , hmm I have never felt a desire to leave Earth. It just seems natural to me to spend my time here. There is a passage in the Bible that says there will be a new Heaven and New Earth and that the meek shall inherit the Earth. So there you go.
If Jesus gave you some Gold colored wood and and told you to sell them as tickets to heaven you would do it ! Well wouldn't you ? You can't make this stuff up ! Dude has a career as writer if he cleans up a little.
Well, the fact that these two were selling them doesn't surprise me one bit looking at their mugshots. What absolutely flabbergasts me is that people actually bought them!!!!
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