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Sports suck. I already know this basketball season will just be a tease...hang around the top, get into March...lose in a heartbreaking fashion.
 
Sports suck. I already know this basketball season will just be a tease...hang around the top, get into March...lose in a heartbreaking fashion.
My younger brother goes to Alabama so for the last three seasons, Alabama has been my "other team" in college football.

Friend, you need to get you some of that in your life. It's frickin awesome lol. Obviously I care way more about the Heels, but whether Carolina wins or loses, it's nice watching Alabama mow through ranked opponent after ranked opponent every week.
 
My younger brother goes to Alabama so for the last three seasons, Alabama has been my "other team" in college football.

Friend, you need to get you some of that in your life. It's frickin awesome lol. Obviously I care way more about the Heels, but whether Carolina wins or loses, it's nice watching Alabama mow through ranked opponent after ranked opponent every week.

Can't do it - I can never succumb to the "2nd team" wagon. This was a death sin in our household growing up. I'll spare you. ;)
 
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Can't do it - I can never succumb to the "2nd team" wagon. This was a death sin in our household growing up. I'll spare you. ;)
It doesn't really assuage the pain -- it's just something enjoyable to watch after seeing your real team get smacked.

Still though, basketball won the ACC regular season and the ACC Tournament and made the Final Four. Can't exactly be too disappointed with that.
 
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My younger brother goes to Alabama so for the last three seasons, Alabama has been my "other team" in college football.

Friend, you need to get you some of that in your life. It's frickin awesome lol. Obviously I care way more about the Heels, but whether Carolina wins or loses, it's nice watching Alabama mow through ranked opponent after ranked opponent every week.

like a damn machine...it's a beautiful thing to watch.
 
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Can't do it - I can never succumb to the "2nd team" wagon. This was a death sin in our household growing up. I'll spare you. ;)

Really! Of all the people to take on a second team, the guy who chastises UNC fans for not yelling loud enough at ballgames is now a pseudo Bama fan? Whoa.

My younger brother goes to Alabama so for the last three seasons, Alabama has been my "other team" in college football.

Friend, you need to get you some of that in your life. It's frickin awesome lol. Obviously I care way more about the Heels, but whether Carolina wins or loses, it's nice watching Alabama mow through ranked opponent after ranked opponent every week.

I'm just f*cking with you a little. I get what you're saying. I have several teams - maybe even dozens - that I enjoy watching for various reasons. Of course you know of my love affair with UVa. My wife is a UT girl so we do the Rocky Top thing. I think Saban is the bees knees so I pull for Bama a little. I like Dabo and will pull for Clemson to win the title. I was all in on the Pete Carroll USC dynasty. But I don't think you need to adopt a "secondary" team. I can just watch college football and pull for different teams for different reasons.

Sports suck. I already know this basketball season will just be a tease...hang around the top, get into March...lose in a heartbreaking fashion.

So are you saying that this season will be a big disappointment if we don't win the title? I can't get down with that. I want them to win too. But the enjoyment I get out of following the season is too much to turn down because I'm scared of disappointment. Last year was a fun time. I really liked watching the team evolve throughout the season.
 
I'll go over to MY other team, Clemson, maybe they don't have four grumpy old men over there. The four in here I'd swear were Dook fans by the way they grumble around here.

Ahhhhhhhhh light bulb moment! Since I'm going to win the bet with 71 I have THE perfect avatar for him to use!!!!!!!
 
Really! Of all the people to take on a second team, the guy who chastises UNC fans for not yelling loud enough at ballgames is now a pseudo Bama fan? Whoa.
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Oh me. That's sad. Trust me they will not win out and may get beat this weekend.

trust you?...what's sad?...watching the godzilla of college football beat down opponents in the best league the last two decades?...they get top five talent, have arguably the best college coach ever, and they don't apologize for being great.

and if they get beat this weekend or any other until the conference title game, it doesn't matter...they are the benchmark.
 
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I'd like to see Bama prove me wrong...
Bro, they're the best team in America every year by leaps and bounds.

Now hear me when I say they really are NOT my "second team." If someone says they have a second team, I assume they mean that they are affected (ecstatic after a win, angry/depressed after a loss) equally if either of those two teams lose. Alabama obviously ain't that for me because they're an acquired team due to family. If they lose, it's not gonna ruin my day or even my hour. It's simply fun to pull for a winner that I have a tie to....rather than just randomly being like "hmm...okay, I'm gonna pull for the Packers." Now that I've got that disclaimer put in writing...

Let me return to my opinion that Alabama is the best team in the country every season, hands down. Look at the buzzsaw season they run through every year in the SEC alone, and then they always man up and play a tough (or at least tough on paper) OOC game like USC this year, Wisconsin last year, etc. You said that if Alabama lost 4 games, they'd still be in the playoff. Well first of all, no, they wouldn't get put in the playoff. But it's a moot point regardless because Alabama is never gonna lose 3 games, let alone 4.

Like gtee said, they're a friggin machine and they just keep on rolling. I'm going to my first game there in two weeks and I'm damn excited.
 
Bro, they're the best team in America every year by leaps and bounds.

I think that's an exaggeration, but I wasn't arguing against that.

You said that if Alabama lost 4 games, they'd still be in the playoff. Well first of all, no, they wouldn't get put in the playoff.

I said that tongue in cheek, I acknowledge 4 losses and the writers would have to swallow their pride and not put them in. The point was that if there's any semblance of an argument to be made that they should be in the playoffs... they're getting in the playoffs. It's *almost* as if they lose 3 games - the playoffs would be Bama (cuz they're so mighty) and the three teams they lost to (cuz they beat Bama!)

But it's a moot point regardless because Alabama is never gonna lose 3 games, let alone 4.

And here is the point I was making in what you quoted. "I'd like to see Bama prove me wrong" as in, I'd like to see them lose 4 games and then (obviously) not get put in the playoffs.

I don't even have anything against Bama. I just get tired of the SEC slurpfest throughout the media. I realize it's somewhat deserved, but it's also somewhat overblown.
 
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We were out last weekend shooting pool and the ultra hot bar wench was sporting an auburn shirt with strategic cuts in it to reveal her ample assets. I ambled up to her (not moseyed or sachayed, but ambled) and i said "if i can prove my dad was the biggest auburn fan ever can i motorboat those awesome breastesses?" She looked at my wife who nodded permission. She said "u can try but i am the biggest auburn fan EVER!" I whipped out my drivers license, revealing my dad named his first born (me) "auburn". I was a motorboatin' mutha fker!
 
We were out last weekend shooting pool and the ultra hot bar wench was sporting an auburn shirt with strategic cuts in it to reveal her ample assets. I ambled up to her (not moseyed or sachayed, but ambled) and i said "if i can prove my dad was the biggest auburn fan ever can i motorboat those awesome breastesses?" She looked at my wife who nodded permission. She said "u can try but i am the biggest auburn fan EVER!" I whipped out my drivers license, revealing my dad named his first born (me) "auburn". I was a motorboatin' mutha fker!
You old sailor, you!

(locker room talk)
 
We were out last weekend shooting pool and the ultra hot bar wench was sporting an auburn shirt with strategic cuts in it to reveal her ample assets. I ambled up to her (not moseyed or sachayed, but ambled) and i said "if i can prove my dad was the biggest auburn fan ever can i motorboat those awesome breastesses?" She looked at my wife who nodded permission. She said "u can try but i am the biggest auburn fan EVER!" I whipped out my drivers license, revealing my dad named his first born (me) "auburn". I was a motorboatin' mutha fker!

Misogynistic and inappropriate.
 
We were out last weekend shooting pool and the ultra hot bar wench was sporting an auburn shirt with strategic cuts in it to reveal her ample assets. I ambled up to her (not moseyed or sachayed, but ambled) and i said "if i can prove my dad was the biggest auburn fan ever can i motorboat those awesome breastesses?" She looked at my wife who nodded permission. She said "u can try but i am the biggest auburn fan EVER!" I whipped out my drivers license, revealing my dad named his first born (me) "auburn". I was a motorboatin' mutha fker!
Well at least you asked kindly beforehand. An arrogant icehole (asshole if you don't get the reference) would have just done out of lack of control!
 
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We were out last weekend shooting pool and the ultra hot bar wench was sporting an auburn shirt with strategic cuts in it to reveal her ample assets. I ambled up to her (not moseyed or sachayed, but ambled) and i said "if i can prove my dad was the biggest auburn fan ever can i motorboat those awesome breastesses?" She looked at my wife who nodded permission. She said "u can try but i am the biggest auburn fan EVER!" I whipped out my drivers license, revealing my dad named his first born (me) "auburn". I was a motorboatin' mutha fker!
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We were out last weekend shooting pool and the ultra hot bar wench was sporting an auburn shirt with strategic cuts in it to reveal her ample assets. I ambled up to her (not moseyed or sachayed, but ambled) and i said "if i can prove my dad was the biggest auburn fan ever can i motorboat those awesome breastesses?" She looked at my wife who nodded permission. She said "u can try but i am the biggest auburn fan EVER!" I whipped out my drivers license, revealing my dad named his first born (me) "auburn". I was a motorboatin' mutha fker!
Damn, I guess heelz has been missing out big time! :cool:
 
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