Billy's Coffee Bar . .
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It's all in good fun. This thread is providing me some serious laughs!Sorta set myself up for that one.
When I was doing standup at UNC, a friend of mine had a joke where he said he liked his women like he liked his coffee. Easy to stick his penis in. Someone got so mad at that, they wrote a letter to the editor in the DTH calling him out. Good times.
Found the letter if anyone is interested in reading the actual thing.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2011/04/standup_performance_shows_bigotry_on_campus
I would, but I don't give the DTH clicks until they fix their stupid name plate to spell Tar Heels correctly.
He/She sure had their panties in a wad, didn't they. When people lose their sense of humor, we're truly doomed.
Sorta set myself up for that one.
No, you set me up for that one.
Yeah, actually, a different comedian than the one who told the joke wrote a response letter that got published basically saying the same thing.
At least the DTH ran a contrarian opinion letter. I gotta be honest, the DTH sucks. And I say that as a former sports staff writer.
Them going after UNC when the initial scandal broke is a fuggin joke. Yes, we GET it, you're independent from the University, you're your own paper. Still, you're not. You're the campus newspaper. If anyone's gonna take the University's side, it's gotta be you.
So, somebody who went to a comedy show got offended it included racist and sexist jokes? She's a National Merit Scholar, which goes to show you that book-learnin' ain't everything.
She is the absolute stereotype of a nerd.
- Fencer
- Jewish (sorry, I'm not being a bigot, it just adds to the stereotype)
- super smart
- "nerdy" appearance
Drop her in the woods for an hour with no phone and no supplies, and she's dead.
You're assuming she's Jewish because she studied Hebrew? I studied Latin, does that mean I'm a Roman?
Dammit . . my complete oversight, Coolwater . . don't know how I missed your request, sir . .
Please accept my apologies . .
Well, there goes your tip BillyLDammit . . my complete oversight, Coolwater . . don't know how I missed your request, sir . .
Please accept my apologies . .
I see your point, but.... look at her. I think my assumption is safe.
I'm not a regular in the OOTB bar threads, so it's understandable.Dammit . . my complete oversight, Coolwater . . don't know how I missed your request, sir . .
Please accept my apologies . .
Nor am I. That place is just a bit too fancy for my liking. I stick more to the dive bar scene.
He knows he's wrong, it's alright. Plus, you didn't even need to know that the surname was Jewish. Just look at her. I have nothing against Jewish people, whatsoever, but you know one when you see one, just because of appearance.
Dude BillyL's Bar is a total dive. It's next door to a 24-hour pharmacy fer cryin out loud.
Yep . . its a wonder he didn't walk out of the coffee bar . . slept right through lunch too.
The drinks y'all were ordering were a bit too much for my pallet. Plus, there was no women in there to speak of, only men.
You're a regular on the board though, I honestly don't know how I missed it.
No slight intended, good sir . .
I'm embarrassed
Yes unfortunately the denizens of OOTB are predominately male.
Y'all tend to scare away the fairer sex for the most part. Not that I can blame 'em.
Bro, are you telling me that talking about my Pokemon Go Pokedex and my LOTR obsession WON'T attract the females from the "Rump" thread???
True. You never know which fine lady will earn my One Ring.
LOLOL okay I'm done.
