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Birthdays?

Then let me be the first minion to say

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Big plans?
 
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Just FTR, I'm not a big fan of when people announce when it's their own birthday.

That being said, happy birthday big hoss. Get drunk, get laid, get crunk, get paid.
 
Just FTR, I'm not a big fan of when people announce when it's their own birthday.
I'm generally not either, but if nobody does it then how would you know?

I hate the fact that everyone at work knows when my birthday is. We celebrate once a month for anyone having a birthday that month, which means a horrible rendition of the birthday song and a lot of standing around awkwardly having forced conversations. On the plus side, cake.
 
In all seriousness, it's pretty easy to give a girl a good birthday. You just have to remember "the downs" :

- You write down a nice, thoughtful (read: cheesy) note to put in your passenger seat when you pick her up.
- You also set down a bouquet of flowers in your passenger seat.
- You take her down the street to a nice restaurant.
- You pay for her to down a couple of her favorite cocktails (giggity)
- And finally, you go down on her before the night ends.

The end.
 
In all seriousness, it's pretty easy to give a girl a good birthday. You just have to remember "the downs" :

- You write down a nice, thoughtful (read: cheesy) note to put in your passenger seat when you pick her up.
- You also set down a bouquet of flowers in your passenger seat.
- You take her down the street to a nice restaurant.
- You pay for her to down a couple of her favorite cocktails (giggity)
- And finally, you go down on her before the night ends.

The end.

And for girls its pretty easy to make a guy's bday special. Just remember "up"

-Shut up
 
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