Celebrities I'd like to fist fight

[Terror Beard]

Keith Olbermann
I'd like to fight Olbermann in an octagon ring - UFC style - on TV with Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh doing the commentary.

 

[DeanFor President]

Little Jimmy Acosta and Brian "Soy" Stelter.

At the same time. Cage match so they couldn't run away. I would pick Stelter up and use him as a weapon to bludgeon Acosta

 

[ticket2ride04]

Tom Brady

Donald Trump

LeBron

Chris Brown

 

[dadika13]

My Mt. Rushmore probably goes:

Justin Bieber
Tom Brady
Michael Moore
Jerry Sandusky

 

[Terror Beard]

Tom Brady

Donald Trump

LeBron

Chris Brown

You'd be looking at a losing record against that foursome. At best, you go 2-2.

 

[dadika13]

You'd be looking at a losing record against that foursome. At best, you go 2-2.

Yeah - I think 1-3 is the likely scenario there. I know Rhianna isn't exactly big but Chris Brown has proven he can throw a punch.

 

[ticket2ride04]

You'd be looking at a losing record against that foursome. At best, you go 2-2.

4-0 boss. Only LeBron is bigger than me and he’s never been in a fight in his life.

However, I will concede that if he trained for just a few months, he could wreck me.

 

[Terror Beard]

4-0 boss. Only LeBron is bigger than me and he’s never been in a fight in his life.

However, I will concede that if he trained for just a few months, he could wreck me.

lol

 

[UNC '92]

Tom Brady

Donald Trump

LeBron

Chris Brown

1-3 at best, boss. I think you can get Chris Brown.

 

[dadika13]

1-3 at best, boss. I think you can get Chris Brown.

No way he gets CB.

I think Trump he goes in at a -120 favorite due to age, weight, and Trump being a spoiled rich kid who would sue before fight.

 

[UNC '92]

No way he gets CB.

I think Trump he goes in at a -120 favorite due to age, weight, and Trump being a spoiled rich kid who would sue before fight.

I think Trump would kick his balls through the roof of his mouth. Dude never loses.

 

[ticket2ride04]

No way he gets CB.

I think Trump he goes in at a -120 favorite due to age, weight, and Trump being a spoiled rich kid who would sue before fight.

I got 5” and 50lbs on Brown. He going down.

 

[TarHeelMark]

so, they're not really celebrities but I'd love to line all these turds up and punch every damn one of them...

gayson allen
austin (cry me a) rivers
christian laetner and his... ahem, "partner" brian davis
chrissy collins
blojo
jj red-dick
dahntay jones
raisin head
erik (is) meek
queer snyder
bobby gurley
hair
henderthug
mike dumbleavy
face
danny (is a) ferry
greg (green tea) paulus
the 3 plumbums

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

Michael Moore

Wow, yes. You get a like for this poast even though it includes the GOAT, because Michael Moore needs to get his ass beat, badly.

 

[TarHeelMark]

Whoever invented that auto-tune crap

 

[WhatTheHeel?]

Pretty much anyone on HGTV.

And Tom Cruise

 

[toophly1124]

Philip Rivers
Snoop Dogg
Joy Behar
Judge Judy

 

[tarheel0910]

Philip Rivers
Snoop Dogg
Joy Behar
Judge Judy

Why Snoop? You really gonna fight your uncle?

 

[chickenhunter]

AOC...I wouldn't use my hands but I'd bludgeon her throat from the inside.
Whoopi gOldberg
Don Lemon
Coach Ratshitevski
Nancy Pelosi

 

[heelmanwilm]

Rosie ohellno
Alec baldwin
Olberman
Bill maher
Jerry falllwell
Benny hinn

 

[dadika13]

Rosie ohellno
Alec baldwin
Olberman
Bill maher
Jerry falllwell
Benny hinn

God Bill Maher SUCKS.

 

[ticket2ride04]

God Bill Maher SUCKS.

 

[DeanFor President]

Philip Rivers
Snoop Dogg
Joy Behar
Judge Judy

I'm absolutely aghast that I left Joy Behar off of my list.
Critical error.

 

[DeanFor President]

AOC...I wouldn't use my hands but I'd bludgeon her throat from the inside.
Whoopi gOldberg
Don Lemon
Coach Ratshitevski
Nancy Pelosi

I would have put AOC (Occasionally Cognizant), but it would be no fun since she's too stupid to realize she's been beaten up.

 

[Terror Beard]

I would have put AOC (Occasionally Cognizant), but it would be no fun since she's too stupid to realize she's been beaten up.

toxic masculinity

 

[Raising Heel]

 

[UNCTarheel1984]

Jessica Alba. And I’m gonna let her win.

 

[ticket2ride04]

Yoda would fvck you up.

 

[strummingram]

Yoda would fvck you up.

Frank Oz might even put up a decent fight.

 

[Heels Noir]

Whoopi gOldberg

Whoopi would tear you a new one.

 

[NoleSoup4U]

Pretty much anyone on HGTV.

And Tom Cruise

Another vote for Cruise here.