Cliche thread

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

I pretty much had steered clear of this thread for the more purposeful threads. I hadn't even bothered to open it. And you know what they say, out of sight, out of mind. But then I realized, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and I figure, when in Rome... So I'm going in whole hog. Now I don't want to be a Monday morning quarterback, but I'm gonna shoot straight and not sugarcoat it and say that some of these cliches leave a lot to be desired. As many cliches as there are, you'd think this thread would be like shooting fish in a barrel. But sadly, for some of you stuffed shirts, y'all are just spinning your wheels. It's like some of y'all aren't playing with a full deck. So let me set the table for you. Many of y'all don't have a snowball's chance in hell of out-cliche-ing me. I've just been waiting for the dust to settle before jumping in and letting y'all know that when it comes to cliches, y'all are in a world of hurt because y'all are wet behind the ears and I'm the cat's meow. I'm the best thing since sliced bread. I'm on top of the world. Y'all may think this is small potatoes, but I plan on winning this thread hand's down. I mean, y'all won't be within a country mile of me when I get done. So wake up and smell the coffee suckers. I'm your worst nightmare. And I'm doing this shit off the cuff. Consider this a warning shot. But since I'm off and running, I'm gonna take it to the limit. Y'all will probably take the easy way out and post "tl;dr" but it's because I've taken the gloves off and that chaps y'all's hide. Y'all can talk until you're blue in the face but y'all better be thanking your lucky stars I'm tiring of this. But I'm warning y'all - tread lightly and be thankful that today is the first day of the rest of your life.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

 

[BillyL]

I pretty much had steered clear of this thread for the more purposeful threads. I hadn't even bothered to open it. And you know what they say, out of sight, out of mind. But then I realized, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and I figure, when in Rome... So I'm going in whole hog. Now I don't want to be a Monday morning quarterback, but I'm gonna shoot straight and not sugarcoat it and say that some of these cliches leave a lot to be desired. As many cliches as there are, you'd think this thread would be like shooting fish in a barrel. But sadly, for some of you stuffed shirts, y'all are just spinning your wheels. It's like some of y'all aren't playing with a full deck. So let me set the table for you. Many of y'all don't have a snowball's chance in hell of out-cliche-ing me. I've just been waiting for the dust to settle before jumping in and letting y'all know that when it comes to cliches, y'all are in a world of hurt because y'all are wet behind the ears and I'm the cat's meow. I'm the best thing since sliced bread. I'm on top of the world. Y'all may think this is small potatoes, but I plan on winning this thread hand's down. I mean, y'all won't be within a country mile of me when I get done. So wake up and smell the coffee suckers. I'm your worst nightmare. And I'm doing this shit off the cuff. Consider this a warning shot. But since I'm off and running, I'm gonna take it to the limit. Y'all will probably take the easy way out and post "tl;dr" but it's because I've taken the gloves off and that chaps y'all's hide. Y'all can talk until you're blue in the face but y'all better be thanking your lucky stars I'm tiring of this. But I'm warning y'all - tread lightly and be thankful that today is the first day of the rest of your life.

Went the whole nine yards with that post didn't you . .

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

I pretty much had steered clear of this thread for the more purposeful threads. I hadn't even bothered to open it. And you know what they say, out of sight, out of mind. But then I realized, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and I figure, when in Rome... So I'm going in whole hog. Now I don't want to be a Monday morning quarterback, but I'm gonna shoot straight and not sugarcoat it and say that some of these cliches leave a lot to be desired. As many cliches as there are, you'd think this thread would be like shooting fish in a barrel. But sadly, for some of you stuffed shirts, y'all are just spinning your wheels. It's like some of y'all aren't playing with a full deck. So let me set the table for you. Many of y'all don't have a snowball's chance in hell of out-cliche-ing me. I've just been waiting for the dust to settle before jumping in and letting y'all know that when it comes to cliches, y'all are in a world of hurt because y'all are wet behind the ears and I'm the cat's meow. I'm the best thing since sliced bread. I'm on top of the world. Y'all may think this is small potatoes, but I plan on winning this thread hand's down. I mean, y'all won't be within a country mile of me when I get done. So wake up and smell the coffee suckers. I'm your worst nightmare. And I'm doing this shit off the cuff. Consider this a warning shot. But since I'm off and running, I'm gonna take it to the limit. Y'all will probably take the easy way out and post "tl;dr" but it's because I've taken the gloves off and that chaps y'all's hide. Y'all can talk until you're blue in the face but y'all better be thanking your lucky stars I'm tiring of this. But I'm warning y'all - tread lightly and be thankful that today is the first day of the rest of your life.

Well, you're pretty full of yourself.

 

[tarheel0910]

Well, you're pretty full of yourself.

He's definitely 10 pounds of crap in a 5 pound bag.

 

[gunslingerdick]

Well, you're pretty full of yourself.

It's called battle cliche-ing. And I just laid waste to this board with my freestyle.

 

[Billheel]

GSD---you are getting just a little to big for your britches son. With that swelled head you won't fit through the front door.

 

[UNC '92]

Cut him some slack. That was some grade A stuff right there.

 

[Billheel]

You had better bring your A game if you want to play on this thread.

 

[tarheel0910]

This thread was in the last place you would expect.

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

This thread was in the last place you would expect.

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

 

[UNC '92]

Don't throw the baby away with the bath water.

 

[BillyL]

Water water everywhere, and not a drop to drink . .

 

[heelmanwilm]

This thread was in the last place you would expect.

But always in the last place u look

 

[HookUNC75]

Water water everywhere, and not a drop to drink . .

You can't drink yourself sober or borrow yourself out of debt.

 

[tarheel0910]

Bet you guys thought this thread was gone with the wind.

 

[BillyL]

Bet you guys thought this thread was gone with the wind.

No . . we were just waiting for the dust to settle.

 

[Blue2010]

Glad to see my thread rise from the ashes.

 

[heelmanwilm]

Never count it out

 

[Blue2010]

I never heard the fat lady.

 

[tarheel0910]

Got to keep this thread going until the cows come home.

 

[BillyL]

Some peeps are milking this for all it's worth . .

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?

 

[BillyL]

Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?

Its something to 'buy in to' . .

 

[heelz2345]

I never heard the fat lady.

 

[Blue2010]

Great minds think alike...

(This is exactly what I thought of)

 

[heelz2345]

Great minds think alike...

(This is exactly what I thought of)

Great minds would have come in handy when they were working on the sequel

 

[Blue2010]

Twice ain't always as nice. (shoulda left the original alone)

 

[Terror Beard]

Good bump @tarheel0910 . That was a blast from the past.

 

[tarheel0910]

Good bump @tarheel0910 . That was a blast from the past.

Thanks. I do whatever I can do and hopefully it will all work out.

 

[TarHeelMark]

Thanks. I do whatever I can do and hopefully it will all work out.

 

[tarheel0910]

Sometimes you're the hammer, sometimes you're the nail.