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Cold weather sucks

I spent Thanksgiving in Minnesota. This feels almost tropical. Why people live that far from the equator baffles me.
 
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No, like, it ain't just an "I hate cold" thing for me. My cousin legitimately has been diagnosed with being allergic to cold weather and I believe I have a mild case of it as well.

Within 5 minutes of me being outside in colder than ~45 degree weather, my finger tips go numb and my fingers get a very slight purple tint to them. My toes also instantly go numb if I don't constantly wiggle them. After a few exposures to cold weather, the skin on the top of my wrists and the tops of my ankles cracks and starts bleeding. Additionally, sometimes if I'm out in the cold for a couple hours, my face starts to lock up and I lose the ability to speak without sounding like I have a speech impediment.

I'm just not built for cold weather.
 
Within 5 minutes of me being outside in colder than ~45 degree weather, my finger tips go numb and my fingers get a very slight purple tint to them. My toes also instantly go numb if I don't constantly wiggle them. After a few exposures to cold weather, the skin on the top of my wrists and the tops of my ankles cracks and starts bleeding. Additionally, sometimes if I'm out in the cold for a couple hours, my face starts to lock up and I lose the ability to speak without sounding like I have a speech impediment.

I'm just not built for cold weather.
Is it wrong that I laughed at this?
 
My cousin legitimately has been diagnosed with being allergic to cold weather and I believe I have a mild case of it as well.
I had never heard of this before a lady that comes in the store told me she has it and the air conditioner in the store bothers her just like you described.
 
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No, like, it ain't just an "I hate cold" thing for me. My cousin legitimately has been diagnosed with being allergic to cold weather and I believe I have a mild case of it as well.

Within 5 minutes of me being outside in colder than ~45 degree weather, my finger tips go numb and my fingers get a very slight purple tint to them. My toes also instantly go numb if I don't constantly wiggle them. After a few exposures to cold weather, the skin on the top of my wrists and the tops of my ankles cracks and starts bleeding. Additionally, sometimes if I'm out in the cold for a couple hours, my face starts to lock up and I lose the ability to speak without sounding like I have a speech impediment.

I'm just not built for cold weather.
If you're young, and if I remember correctly you are, you seriously should move to a year round warm climate. You'll be miserable living this way especially when you get to be 40+. That sucks. I hope you find some resolve for it though.
 
I had never heard of this before a lady that comes in the store told me she has it and the air conditioner in the store bothers her just like you described.
Yeah my poor cousin, her face starts to break out in red marks if the wind picks up and it's cold. I had never heard of it either.
 
If you're young, and if I remember correctly you are, you seriously should move to a year round warm climate. You'll be miserable living this way especially when you get to be 40+. That sucks. I hope you find some resolve for it though.
@TarHeelNation11 hates going more than 15 minutes away from his house. He certainly isn't moving.
 
@TarHeelNation11 hates going more than 15 minutes away from his house. He certainly isn't moving.
Certifiably false. You'd know that wasn't true if you ever attended a Carolina football game. Oh wait.

I would too if it meant being in Atlanta traffic.
Yeah it's the suck. That's why I live on the periphery. Across the street from me (literally) has a Marietta address. I go against traffic going to and coming home from work so it's a breeze for me.
 
Certifiably false. You'd know that wasn't true if you ever attended a Carolina football game. Oh wait.
Hold on now. Don't lump me into that group. I went to every home game from age 11 up until I moved down to Atlanta. If I had the money I would still go, but that's just not an option for me.
 
Certifiably false. You'd know that wasn't true if you ever attended a Carolina football game. Oh wait.


Yeah it's the suck. That's why I live on the periphery. Across the street from me (literally) has a Marietta address. I go against traffic going to and coming home from work so it's a breeze for me.
Now if you were sweet I could introduce you to a very nice young lady that lives there. She is the one friend of mine that I refer to as the most beautiful woman in the world. She's 28 and quite successful in Atlanta. She's an amazing human being that I love dearly.
 
What did she do to deserve that?
Brooooo.

Now if you were sweet I could introduce you to a very nice young lady that lives there. She is the one friend of mine that I refer to as the most beautiful woman in the world. She's 28 and quite successful in Atlanta. She's an amazing human being that I love dearly.
I'm sweet as bacon, child.
 
Now if you were sweet I could introduce you to a very nice young lady that lives there. She is the one friend of mine that I refer to as the most beautiful woman in the world. She's 28 and quite successful in Atlanta. She's an amazing human being that I love dearly.
WHAT SHE FELATE LIKE?

JK, I GUARAN-DAMN-TEE YOU THAT EVEN IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME, SHE'LL STILL THINK I'M SWEET AND A GENTLEMAN *THUMBS UP EMOJI*
*TONGUE OUT EMOJI*
*PRAISE HANDS EMOJI*
*100 PERCENT EMOJI*
 
It is 54 here right now and supposed to drop to 46. Can't stand it below 50, but at least I can use fireplace for a night.
 
Yeah, cold weather is garbage. I wish humans could hibernate. I also wish they made indoor golf courses.
 
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