I worked out last night and when I went to shower, I used a bar of soap that had already been used and was sitting on the tray in the communal shower. Is this bad?
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Did the soap belong to the person you were showering with?
lol. I see working under @UNC71-00 has given you a sense of humor.
Just for clarification, I was the only person in the shower.
Furthermore, this was at the country club I belong to. So it wasn’t like some homeless guy left it. Most likely it was some old man’s who had showered after his intense game of pinochle in the adjoining card room.
I took a couple dollars out of my kid’s wallet this morning when he wasn’t looking because I needed a can of dip on the way to the office and I didn’t feel like going to the ATM. And my wife hates my dipping so I always try to use cash so I don’t have to hear about it from her.
I went to a country club in VA, and thoroughly scrubbed my junk with a bar of soap and left it in the shower hoping some poor bastard after me would use it.
You dip, have a job, steal money from your own kid, belong to a country club but use rouge soup from the communal tray at it.
STOP MAKING IT HARD FOR ME TO STEREOTYPE YOU WITH ALL OF THESE CONTRACTING THINGS.
STOP MAKING IT HARD FOR ME TO STEREOTYPE YOU WITH ALL OF THESE CONTRACTING THINGS.
Ask @TarHeelNation11 about that. He’s been saying the same thing for years. I’m basically the worst part of any kind of group.
He was already headed there anyways . . he's an admitted thief, so, robbing from his kids wasn't hurting his future.
I poasted this just to add to his alert total.
You've repeatedly given me shit about being an enigma. You know, because I might show up at a NASCAR race in a Brooks Brother suit listening to Dre.
I get offended if gay dudes don't give me the double take in the locker room.
#feelsbadman
#feelsbadman
GFY, Thief. That's what you are . .
You get another alert for your collection .
I recently read that possession is 9/10ths of the law. Sooooo.....
Thanks. I'm really racking them up now. You've done your part and I want to thank you for your support.
Just so you know, there were no pubes stuck on it or anything. It looked pretty clean. And I moved the showerhead so the water hit the soap for a minute before I picked it up. So I have to assume that any funk that remained was washed off when I sprayed it down. Was still a little sketched out by it though. I won't lie.
Nah. After scrubbing my hairy ass, I left it for next unsuspecting fellow. Because I'm a hell of a guy.
Now you know not to work out with @BillyL
I send tourists to shitty restaurants when asked for recommendations
I thought confession were supposed to be things that would surprise people, not something they already knew.
But don't they get suspicious when you tell them to go to Arby's?
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