You know how when you buy a new electronic item, it often has that thin cellophane covering that you simply peel off? I wish life had that.
Please share some of your own deep thoughts.
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2/10Every week I call my idiot staff into a staff meeting. And being the thoughtful boss that I am, I often ask them what they would like to talk about. And there's this one guy - a real boob - who just sits there with this disturbing look on his face. I'd love to know what he's thinking. And he smells.
I there was a dislike button, I would click it. I like sausage as much as the next guy, but turkey sausage? You've crossed the line.I prefer to have turkey sausage. What is the big deal about bacon???? I grew up eating it, but liked patty sausage better.
In no way imaginable is turkey sausage "real" sausage!I prefer to have turkey sausage. What is the big deal about bacon???? I grew up eating it, but liked patty sausage better.
I hit the like button.Hey cool....
I'm eating a bacon, egg, and cheese Texas melt right now. Your thoughts?
It may have been a premature "like" because here's the kicker.....It's from:I hit the like button.
It may have been a premature "like" because here's the kicker.....It's from:
I love Waffle House mainly because of the hash browns. It's GSD who is anti-American.
I'd give you more credit for this if you actually watched Archer. But you don't.
As far as you know, anyway.I'd give you more credit for this if you actually watched Archer. But you don't.
When you go to a job interview, the first thing you should ask is if they typically press charges.
Apparently that's a thing now. You should check out their fan club.I like turtles.