I feel like the ass end of a donkeys ass end
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- Thread starter TarHeelMark
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Sure, I'll give you a blow job (from a woman, not a man. NTTAWWT)
If you can get past the smell you’ve got it licked.
You are what we call a “two bagger”. That means I wear a bag on my head, just in case the one on you breaks.
I’m going to put my foot so far up your ass, you’ll have to open your mouth for me to tie my shoe.
I'm gonna beat you like a red headed step-child
Up shit creek without a paddle
When you're in a hole stop digging
Up shit creek without a paddle
When you're in a hole stop digging
Lighten up Francis
You're already dirty
Bring a pitcher of beer to this table every 10 minutes until someone passes out. Then bring one every 5 minutes.
No matter where you go, once you get there, there you are.
You see, your problem is no one's ever given you the aunt Jemimah treatment.
You're already dirty
Bring a pitcher of beer to this table every 10 minutes until someone passes out. Then bring one every 5 minutes.
No matter where you go, once you get there, there you are.
You see, your problem is no one's ever given you the aunt Jemimah treatment.
One vagina for the rest of your life, way to think it through, Frank.
Feels the same, smells the same, feels the same, smells the same, shit, tastes the same ... there’s only so many green M&Ms you can eat before you go “F*ck I want a red one!”
You know, for a fat girl, you don't sweat much.
Men do not cry,
men do not pout,
men jack you in the fvcking jaw,
and say thanks for coming out.
men do not pout,
men jack you in the fvcking jaw,
and say thanks for coming out.
Shit stain
During the holiday season, I find shit stain to be the perfect phrase to describe my in-laws annoying kids.
During the holiday season, I find shit stain to be the perfect phrase to describe my in-laws annoying kids.
