Well, you're not that far off on me. I was job searching for a while (read: a very long time) out of college, and have worked various odd jobs in the interim. I worked for a very small, weekly newspaper for a few months as a combination ad sales/journalist position before the paper downsized and let me go. I worked for my dad & uncle at their pharmacy for a few months, so that answers what Grill does. The pharmacy was owned by their father before them, but none of their children followed the pharmacist trail. I then got on the Wayne County substitute teacher list at the start of the 2014-15 year and subbed at my old high school. After a few weeks, I ended up getting put in a permanent sub position for a semester for a teacher on maternity leave, so I had to actually teach & plan lessons as opposed to "Here's what your teacher left for you to do, I will do my best to help you." That was quite the experience, particularly since it was a math class and I hadn't taken a math class since I was in high school. Since the school year ended, I've been working at a place that screen prints t-shirts as the graphic design artist, so that is currently what I do. In my free time, I try to do what I would like to be doing as a career, and that's writing (hence why I took the newspaper job). So that's a long-winded way of saying I've had a weird job history, but you were basically close because I haven't been at any job over the past 3 years more than about 6 months (hopefully the current one, which is in its 6th month, makes it past that mark though!)