Gimme your best yo momma jokes

[HeelFan58]

from In Living Color:

Yo mama so black that the other night when the police shot at her , the bullets came back and asked for directions.

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

^^^ not helping your rep

I'm sorry. Fat, stupid women jokes are okay but stupid men jokes aren't... Gotcha

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

At first pass I read the top line as "If Squirts" which made the shirt even funnier than intended.