I have to attend a sexual harassment class at work today

[Raising Heel]

i hope there are some hot chicks in there.

 

[dadika13]

I just did at work also.

I learned that you are now not allowed to say "the woman in the blue dress" and instead must say "the person in the blue dress". I proceeded to vomit.

 

[tarheel0910]

learned that you are now not allowed to say "the woman in the blue dress" and instead must say "the person in the blue dress".

Would this be acceptable?

 

[Raising Heel]

I learned that staring can constitute harassment.

Dammit.

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

I learned that staring can constitute harassment.

Dammit.

Soon, just sitting at your desk doing your work will be considered harassment of some sort.

 

[heelz2345]

I learned that staring can constitute harassment.

Dammit.

I mean...do you just stare at the women in your workplace all day?

 

[gteeitup]

I just did at work also.

I learned that you are now not allowed to say "the woman in the blue dress" and instead must say "the person in the blue dress". I proceeded to vomit.

gtfo!

wearing sunglasses inside is about to be the new normal now.

 

[Raising Heel]

I mean...do you just stare at the women in your workplace all day?

 

[BillyL]

I mean...do you just stare at the women in your workplace all day?

Pretty much that is all he does most of the day . .

 

[Raising Heel]

Pretty much that is all he does most of the day . .

For the record, it wasn’t a class *just* for me

 

[BillyL]

For the record, it wasn’t a class *just* for me

But, you were assigned a front row seat . .

 

[Raising Heel]

We also got to learn about this case study, which is honestly kinda hilarious

Texas Policeman Won a Lawsuit for Over $500,000 For Being Forced to Motorboat This Lady, Who Also Happened to be His Boss

https://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/texas-policeman-won-a-lawsuit-for-over-500000-for-being-forced-to-motorboat-this-lady-who-also-happened-to-be-his-boss/

 

[dadika13]

We also got to learn about this case study, which is honestly kinda hilarious

Texas Policeman Won a Lawsuit for Over $500,000 For Being Forced to Motorboat This Lady, Who Also Happened to be His Boss

https://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/texas-policeman-won-a-lawsuit-for-over-500000-for-being-forced-to-motorboat-this-lady-who-also-happened-to-be-his-boss/

That headline was a rollercoaster that I loved the whole way.

 

[heelz2345]

For the record, it wasn’t a class *just* for me

Just you and this guy?

 

[coryfly]

We have to do that sort of thing at the beginning of every school year.

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

But, you were assigned a front row seat . .

But was quickly moved to the back of the class after trying to look up the instructor's skirt.

 

[Raising Heel]

That headline was a rollercoaster that I loved the whole way.

The funny part (am I allowed to say that?) is that the lawsuit probably never would've been brought if she was an attractive young woman. She was not an attractive young woman.

It reminds me of the SNL skit with Tom Brady about how to avoid sexual harassment: "Be Handsome. Be Attractive. Don't Be Unattractive."

 

[DeanFor President]

Did you learn to do It correctly?

 

[gteeitup]

lol, what was that snl skit with parnell about being sexually overt in high school?

am i remember that correctly?

 

[cletusnow]

We also got to learn about this case study, which is honestly kinda hilarious

Texas Policeman Won a Lawsuit for Over $500,000 For Being Forced to Motorboat This Lady, Who Also Happened to be His Boss

https://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/texas-policeman-won-a-lawsuit-for-over-500000-for-being-forced-to-motorboat-this-lady-who-also-happened-to-be-his-boss/

Double score! 500 grand and some free titty time.

 

[Louigi]

I was sexually harrassed at work once and I liked it. Just sayin.