I need help finding the most American job possible

[coolwaterunc]

Does anyone have any suggestions? I can't deal with Indians anymore. Thanks in advance.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

https://www.goarmy.com/learn.html

 

[coolwaterunc]

https://www.goarmy.com/learn.html

Well, you're not wrong.

 

[tarheel0910]

 

[Raising Heel]

Does anyone have any suggestions? I can't deal with Indians anymore. Thanks in advance.

Cowboy, duh

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Lumberjack

 

[gunslingerdick]

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

 

[heelz2345]

Coal Mining

 

[tarheel0910]

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

Gonna be the highest paying job in America soon enough as well.

 

[heelz2345]

#DoItForHer

 

[heelz2345]

T-Shirt Cannon Operator

 

[heelbent]

 

[TarHeelMark]

Lumberjack

 

[GACMAN]

 

[heelz2345]

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Was gonna poast this to demonstrate that it was less American than the rest. Classic Monty Python

 

[coryfly]

Right now it would be just getting paid for no reason, like maybe blogging or marrying a Jenner or unwrapping presents on youtube or something like that.

 

[Heels Noir]

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Unfortunately, I don't think coolwater can be black.

 

[Thurgood Jenkins]

Mr. Nice Guy is hiring for the delivery team.

 

[WhatTheHeel?]