I'll just leave this one here...

[Blue2010]

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2016/10/07/woman-requires-emergency-surgery-after-sex-toy-mishap.html

 

[UNC71-00]

Happens all the time. My wife works in the OR and had one of these cases last Monday morning

The husband actually made her come in by herself because he was embarrassed.

 

[Raising Heel]

I'll just leave this one here...

Apparently, that's what she said.

** high-fives self **

 

[Blue2010]

Apparently, that's what she said.

** high-fives self **

Win

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

You don't even want to know some of the things I had to x-ray years ago that people would get stuck inside themselves. Crazy stuff!!!!!

 

[BillyL]

Friend of mine's wife worked the Emergency room at Fairfax Hospital, and he told me that anything from a coke bottle to a jar of instant coffee has had to be extracted while she had been on duty.

Hey . . you guys wanna go get some lunch . . ?

 

[tarheel0910]

 

[gteeitup]

Apparently, that's what she said.

** high-fives self **

check and mate

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Would.

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

Friend of mine's wife worked the Emergency room at Fairfax Hospital, and he told me that anything from a coke bottle to a jar of instant coffee has had to be extracted while she had been on duty.

Hey . . you guys wanna go get some lunch . . ?

Once we had a 16-year-old who stuck a bundle of pencils up his rectum, WAY up in there too.... it took several hours in surgery to remove them. Had a woman come into the ER with roots growing out of her twat.... she had put a potato up it weeks before and finally it grew roots and she decided it was time to remove it... the smell!!!!!! puke!

 

[heelmanwilm]

....and she gave an interview about it?

 

[Blue2010]

Once we had a 16-year-old who stuck a bundle of pencils up his rectum, WAY up in there too.... it took several hours in surgery to remove them. Had a woman come into the ER with roots growing out of her twat.... she had put a potato up it weeks before and finally it grew roots and she decided it was time to remove it... the smell!!!!!! puke!

This should be in the "Tots" thread.

 

[Heels Noir]

Once we had a 16-year-old who stuck a bundle of pencils up his rectum, WAY up in there too.... it took several hours in surgery to remove them. Had a woman come into the ER with roots growing out of her twat.... she had put a potato up it weeks before and finally it grew roots and she decided it was time to remove it... the smell!!!!!! puke!

TMI

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

Once we had a 16-year-old who stuck a bundle of pencils up his rectum, WAY up in there too

Sharpened side up or down?

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

Sharpened side up or down?

They were not sharpened and still had a rubber band wrapped around them. It seems like they counted 30 pencils, oh, and eraser side down.

I could tell worse ones but I'll spare you guys.

 

[Heels Noir]

I could tell worse ones but I'll spare you guys.

'Preciate.

 

[gteeitup]

my god, people.

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

my god, people.

Weak stomach??? Lol

 

[gteeitup]

Weak stomach??? Lol

just use toy common sense

 

[BillyL]

They were not sharpened and still had a rubber band wrapped around them. It seems like they counted 30 pencils, oh, and eraser side down.

No. 2 pencils . . ?

 

[BillyL]

 

[TarHeelMark]

No. 2 pencils . . ?

Sounds appropriate