For lunch. On a Monday. With two coworkers. Who are both female. We are all sober.
IS THIS REAL LIFE?!
IS THIS REAL LIFE?!
I'm at a Waffle House
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This belongs in the "You know when you're old" thread.
Jealous. How did you get your hashbrowns? My go-to is covered, chunked, and peppered.
...and you're poasting on a message board...
I only eat at Waffle House when my alcohol content is high.
I can't be friends with any of y'all WaHo bashers. I'm taking my ball and going home.
I've got no problem with the waffle house. There is always some craziness going on there. I would estimate that 20% of my wildest stories start with the phrase "so I was at the waffle house."
Okay chickstrum doesn't like it, I feel better about things now.
Oh, the one over on Peachtree? Or maybe on Boulevard?
Drop in one morning for breakfast and order hash browns and do what THN suggested...
You'll be hooked.
Scattered (like @chick_bleeds_carolina_blue ), covered (like @coolwaterunc ), chunked (like @HeelFan58 ), diced (like @gteeitup)
Pretty tame on a Monday afternoon, although I did drop $50 in the Jukebox and have it play "Thong Song" as many times as it would allow.
Their Texas melts are phenomenal. Well, everything they have is phenomenal. Oh, and good luck getting @prlyles to go to WaHo! He's never even been inside a Walmart.
I can't really blame him for that since I hate Walmart with a passion and will always choose Target over that hellhole. Although I can't believe someone could go their life without ever setting foot in one, I envy him for that and wish I could say the same.
My wife goes to Walmart from time to time but if she can get it anywhere else she won't go.
Seriously??? I'm jealous. I wish I had never been inside a Walmart. I hate that store!
I personally cannot, no. I suck at cooking.
My cooking is limited to putting frozen stuff or leftovers in the oven/microwave or putting a bunch of random crap in a crockpot and turning it on.
What do you think they do at Waffle House?
you just like being able to use either bathroom.
Step 1. Pour a ladle full of oil on the skillet (regardless of what you're cooking)....
Actually got a funny story about a Waffle House my dad told me.
So my pop just graduated from college, and he and his buddies decide to take a road trip in celebration. They drive all the way from upstate New York down to ol' Dixie and stop in pre-development boom Charlotte, North Carolina. Sure enough they end up at a Waffle House.
So they order their food and crap. And keep in mind my dad and his friends were these young, northeastern, yuppy types that were common in the late 80s. They see this fat trucker dude in overalls and he orders this massive plate of pancakes, one of the redneck bumpkin types. The waitress asks him,"Ya'll want anything on that hun?" The guy answers in the most southern accent possible, "Just syrup I ges, none of them raisins and shit." Cue my dad and his buddies to start laughing hysterically.
Better story told in person, but it never fails to crack me up
So my pop just graduated from college, and he and his buddies decide to take a road trip in celebration. They drive all the way from upstate New York down to ol' Dixie and stop in pre-development boom Charlotte, North Carolina. Sure enough they end up at a Waffle House.
So they order their food and crap. And keep in mind my dad and his friends were these young, northeastern, yuppy types that were common in the late 80s. They see this fat trucker dude in overalls and he orders this massive plate of pancakes, one of the redneck bumpkin types. The waitress asks him,"Ya'll want anything on that hun?" The guy answers in the most southern accent possible, "Just syrup I ges, none of them raisins and shit." Cue my dad and his buddies to start laughing hysterically.
Better story told in person, but it never fails to crack me up
My best Waffle House story is too long to post, but I can tell you it involved cocaine, a broken jukebox, a watress selling beer and a crazy woman who thought she was a secret service agent. I am dead serious too. All of that is true.
I'll try to hit the highlights in a few sentences, because if I told the whole thing it would make Dave's posts look too short. I'll start off by stating the obvious, this happened around 2:00 am and almost everyone involved was drunk and/or high. A group of 6 of us sat down and after the waitress took our orders she came back to try to sell us some Smirnoff ice crap that she brought to work. A lady sitting at the counter noticed and started yell and screaming that she was going to take us to jail because that was illegal and she said she was with the secret service. One of my friends is wearing one of the FBI shirts that say federal boob inspector. He immediately stands up and shouts I'm the goddamn FBI and you can't do shit. While we are all yelling and screaming at her two of the guys I was with had gone to the bathroom to do some coke. They came out when they heard the screaming. One of them said something to the effect of I'm going to f**k you up like this and proceeded to run and dive head first into a jukebox. Obviously that destroyed the jukebox. It was at that point I paid the check and got the hell out. All of that is 100% true and why I think the waffle house is awesome.
Dave's poasts are boring. This story is awesome and could stand to be 5 times as long.
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