I'm going to MN to be the Best man at my younger brother's wedding...

[Grayhead]

Is this bump random threads day?

Boris has some catching up to do if he is only in August 2018 threads

 

[blazers]

Boris has some catching up to do if he is only in August 2018 threads

He should stop at the end of 2019 and just skip 2020

 

[Grayhead]

He should stop at the end of 2019 and just skip 2020

This board has been off kilter for 6 or 7 years.

 

[bluetoe]

My interesting and funny stories would be about the night before the wedding instead of the wedding itself. Congrats to your brother though!

 

[heelmanwilm]

While at UNC my freshman year some guys in the frat invited me to go up to Virginia with them for a wedding since one of their friends had to cancel at the last minute. It was going to be a very swanky affair with lots of free booze and good food so I said what the hell. So we go and we’re hanging out at the hotel lobby where all the guests are the guests are coming in and in walks the most gorgeous girl with her family you can imagine. I’m talking flaming hot Greek goddess Cindy Crawford look a like. Anyway we all drooled over her and commented about how nice it would be to see her at the reception. So we go to the reception after the wedding and we’re sitting in asssigned seats so I have to sit where the guy who’s place I took was assigned. So I go to sit there and who is sitting right next to me but the girl. So we got to talking and hit it off, we dance, have a great time, sneak off and start making out somewhere outside. Anyway I’m certain I’m getting lucky that night. I’m also thinking I might be in love. At one point I notice all my buddies are really enjoying watching me and I could tell something was up. (Turns out they started asking some questions about the girl and had some pertinent info they chose not to divulge). But we keep talking and dancing and I’m just ecstatic. as we’re talking though she mentions that she’s looking forward to a dance she’s going to the following weekend. I asked her what kind of dance it was and she said homecoming. I was like oh homecoming huh?how old are you by the way? She said “15”.

 

[Grayhead]

While at UNC my freshman year some guys in the frat invited me to go up to Virginia with them for a wedding since one of their friends had to cancel at the last minute. It was going to be a very swanky affair with lots of free booze and good food so I said what the hell. So we go and we’re hanging out at the hotel lobby where all the guests are the guests are coming in and in walks the most gorgeous girl with her family you can imagine. I’m talking flaming hot Greek goddess Cindy Crawford look a like. Anyway we all drooled over her and commented about how nice it would be to see her at the reception. So we go to the reception after the wedding and we’re sitting in asssigned seats so I have to sit where the guy who’s place I took was assigned. So I go to sit there and who is sitting right next to me but the girl. So we got to talking and hit it off, we dance, have a great time, sneak off and start making out somewhere outside. Anyway I’m certain I’m getting lucky that night. I’m also thinking I might be in love. At one point I notice all my buddies are really enjoying watching me and I could tell something was up. (Turns out they started asking some questions about the girl and had some pertinent info they chose not to divulge). But we keep talking and dancing and I’m just ecstatic. as we’re talking though she mentions that she’s looking forward to a dance she’s going to the following weekend. I asked her what kind of dance it was and she said homecoming. I was like oh homecoming huh?how old are you by the way? She said “15”.

Oh my, that was someones daughter

 

[strummingram]

While at UNC my freshman year some guys in the frat invited me to go up to Virginia with them for a wedding since one of their friends had to cancel at the last minute. It was going to be a very swanky affair with lots of free booze and good food so I said what the hell. So we go and we’re hanging out at the hotel lobby where all the guests are the guests are coming in and in walks the most gorgeous girl with her family you can imagine. I’m talking flaming hot Greek goddess Cindy Crawford look a like. Anyway we all drooled over her and commented about how nice it would be to see her at the reception. So we go to the reception after the wedding and we’re sitting in asssigned seats so I have to sit where the guy who’s place I took was assigned. So I go to sit there and who is sitting right next to me but the girl. So we got to talking and hit it off, we dance, have a great time, sneak off and start making out somewhere outside. Anyway I’m certain I’m getting lucky that night. I’m also thinking I might be in love. At one point I notice all my buddies are really enjoying watching me and I could tell something was up. (Turns out they started asking some questions about the girl and had some pertinent info they chose not to divulge). But we keep talking and dancing and I’m just ecstatic. as we’re talking though she mentions that she’s looking forward to a dance she’s going to the following weekend. I asked her what kind of dance it was and she said homecoming. I was like oh homecoming huh?how old are you by the way? She said “15”.

Cindy Crawford was a great choice for putting the story in perfect context.

 

[blazers]

While at UNC my freshman year some guys in the frat invited me to go up to Virginia with them for a wedding since one of their friends had to cancel at the last minute. It was going to be a very swanky affair with lots of free booze and good food so I said what the hell. So we go and we’re hanging out at the hotel lobby where all the guests are the guests are coming in and in walks the most gorgeous girl with her family you can imagine. I’m talking flaming hot Greek goddess Cindy Crawford look a like. Anyway we all drooled over her and commented about how nice it would be to see her at the reception. So we go to the reception after the wedding and we’re sitting in asssigned seats so I have to sit where the guy who’s place I took was assigned. So I go to sit there and who is sitting right next to me but the girl. So we got to talking and hit it off, we dance, have a great time, sneak off and start making out somewhere outside. Anyway I’m certain I’m getting lucky that night. I’m also thinking I might be in love. At one point I notice all my buddies are really enjoying watching me and I could tell something was up. (Turns out they started asking some questions about the girl and had some pertinent info they chose not to divulge). But we keep talking and dancing and I’m just ecstatic. as we’re talking though she mentions that she’s looking forward to a dance she’s going to the following weekend. I asked her what kind of dance it was and she said homecoming. I was like oh homecoming huh?how old are you by the way? She said “15”.

Did ya'll have fun at the homecoming too?

 

[strummingram]

Reminds me of Pinto in Animal House!

 

[bluetoe]

While at UNC my freshman year some guys in the frat invited me to go up to Virginia with them for a wedding since one of their friends had to cancel at the last minute. It was going to be a very swanky affair with lots of free booze and good food so I said what the hell. So we go and we’re hanging out at the hotel lobby where all the guests are the guests are coming in and in walks the most gorgeous girl with her family you can imagine. I’m talking flaming hot Greek goddess Cindy Crawford look a like. Anyway we all drooled over her and commented about how nice it would be to see her at the reception. So we go to the reception after the wedding and we’re sitting in asssigned seats so I have to sit where the guy who’s place I took was assigned. So I go to sit there and who is sitting right next to me but the girl. So we got to talking and hit it off, we dance, have a great time, sneak off and start making out somewhere outside. Anyway I’m certain I’m getting lucky that night. I’m also thinking I might be in love. At one point I notice all my buddies are really enjoying watching me and I could tell something was up. (Turns out they started asking some questions about the girl and had some pertinent info they chose not to divulge). But we keep talking and dancing and I’m just ecstatic. as we’re talking though she mentions that she’s looking forward to a dance she’s going to the following weekend. I asked her what kind of dance it was and she said homecoming. I was like oh homecoming huh?how old are you by the way? She said “15”.

am I the only one hoping that this was going to have a tranny punchline?

Anyway, awesome friends. They would probably have been in stitches, watching you being removed from the reception in 'cuffs.

 

[tarheel0910]

am I the only one hoping that this was going to have a tranny punchline?

That's exactly what I was thinking when he said his buddies had some info.

 

[strummingram]

buncha perverts in here

 

[tarheel0910]

buncha perverts in here

You new here?

 

[uncboy10]

We can’t know for sure it wasn’t a fifteen year old tranny...

 

[bluetoe]

We can’t know for sure it wasn’t a fifteen year old tranny...

or a unicorn...