Heres why i dont travel that much. Say u have a week off to do it. Saturday to saturday.
First off no fri night shenanigans cause you're prepping
Sat: wasted traveling regardless of the mode
Sun: sleep in out of exhaustion from prev day, day wasted settiling in, going to grocery store, figuring out the area, if you're in nc no liquor sales. Bonus.
Mon: it's getting better. But u spend most of the day trying to figure out how to cram in the stuff u wanna do this week. This is usually the day it rains. Everyone u meet reminds u how awesome the weather was last week and that the swedish womens volleyball team hung out by the pool all week.
Tues: this is the go to day for why you came. Whatever the best thing is the area has to offer you want to do it today. Unfortunately you decide you'd rather just hang by the pool and finally enjoy a day off. U pass out on your stomache with your head turned and get a nuclear sunburn on one side of your face, back, and legs. However This is the night u goneat somewhere fabulous and have vacation sex
Wed: now you're in panic mode. U blew off seeing the area so now you're pressured to spend the whole freaking day shopping and sight seeing. U leave at 10 and return at 5 exhausted. Sunburn is chafing horribly. Several people remind u you're sunburned. Tks for the info. U realize you're now over budget so u Eat leftovers for supper. Sit on the couch and watch tv. Basic cable with No dvr. Dammit.
Thurs: end of vacation is on horizon. You feel the pull of the work undone all week waiting for u come mon. U make the classic mistake of calling to "check on things" and find out somebody quit at work, everyones pissed, and your dog got out and is missing. Your day is ruined with worry. One side of your face is peeling with sheets of skin hanging off. U scare a little girl on the elevator.
Fri: day wasted packing and cleaning the condo. Everyone is in a foul mood. Rain returns
Sat: the travel home. Of course this is the most beautiful day of the week weather wise. U leave a hundred dollars worth of bottled water and condiments behind cause no room.
Sun: glorious. U sleep in. Mow the lawn and grill steaks while sipping corona. The dog returns. U wonder wtf u went anywhere.
