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Magically disgusting

Sounds like you have personal experience.

I went to college right outside of Philly....yeah...got some personal experience on this one.

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Well, is she magically delicious? If not, you could sue her for false advertising.

I don’t make a habit out of going down on strippers, especially if I’m the one paying. I guess I’d consider it but we’d have to renegotiate the deal.

There's nothing magical or delicious about strippers in Philly.

Yeah, as you would expect, this skank’s stagename was “Star” but her “ride or die bitches know me as Treena.”

However, there was this Eastern Euro broad there that might have been the hottest stripper I’ve ever seen.

I'd definitely try the beer if given the chance, but I sure as hell am not gonna travel to Virginia to get it.

Come to see @Billy but leave with some terrible beer.

They had me until I saw it was an IPA.

They never had me. But being that it’s an IPA, they have me even less.
 
I don’t make a habit out of going down on strippers, especially if I’m the one paying. I guess I’d consider it but we’d have to renegotiate the deal.



Yeah, as you would expect, this skank’s stagename was “Star” but her “ride or die bitches know me as Treena.”

However, there was this Eastern Euro broad there that might have been the hottest stripper I’ve ever seen.



Come to see @Billy but leave with some terrible beer.



They never had me. But being that it’s an IPA, they have me even less.
This is the efficient kind of poasting style — addressing 4 different poasters at once — that belies your actual identity. Pro move.
 
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