[Scene: A courtroom somewhere in the South]
Louigi: Your honor, members of the jury.... Yes, there is overwhelming DNA evidence and eyewitness testimony that my client, Nukie, murdered a Hillary Clinton supporter in cold blood. But as my esteemed colleagues at Louigi, Louigi, & Louigi have shown throughout this trail, it could have been much worse. Did you know
Craig James murdered five hookers when he was in college at SMU? That's like, ten times worse. Therefore, something something something you must acquit.
Lead Juror: Your honor, we don't need any time to discuss. The jury finds Nukie guilty.
Judge: I hereby sentence you to 80 years without parole.
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