IT'S TOO HOT TO SHOW UP!!!!!!11!!Perfect. Chapel Hill's average high on September 17 is 81°.
THE OPPONENT SUCKS!!!11!!1
I'M STILL PISSED ABOUT THE NCAA STUFF AND IT'S TAKEN THE FANBASE'S EXCITEMENT AWAY!!!!1111!!!!!!!
MY KIDS HAVE SPORTS ON SATURDAY!!!11!!
I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO SHOW UP!!!111
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