OOTB's Political Thread . ..

[gunslingerdick]

Another lame-o inside joke?

Do I have to explain it to the ruhtards? Ok, fine.

See, the business owner is boarding up his shop because the animal democrats like to throw tantrums and destroy more successful people’s livelihoods. And because Trump will win, we’re all expecting the animals to show their asses on Tuesday night. So the business owner, who most likely voted for Trump, is painting “Harris/Walz” on the plywood in hopes it fools the degenerates into thinking they voted for the candidate the looters and vandals support.

Hope this helps. I could dumb it down even more for you if you’re still struggling.

 

[nctransplant]

Name the times in which I’ve proven that?

That’s what I thought you old, decrepit weirdo with a haircut of a donkey.

Again, isn’t winning a bet and rubbing it in my face good enough? Hell, and there’s the chance I’ll pay it. But even absent of that, you’d think the chance to show me to be a welcher would be priceless. If I won, I wouldn’t even want payment unless we were gonna get together face-to-face for a payout. That would be worth way more to me than the measly $100 or whatever you pussies would be up for.

 

[blazers]

See, the business owner is boarding up his shop So the business owner, who most likely voted for Trump, is painting “Harris/Walz” on the plywood in hopes it fools the degenerates into thinking they voted for the candidate the looters and vandals support.

Is Jesus the business owner? And where is the shop?

Should Capitol police defending the Capitol where maga hats?

 

[Heels Noir]

Do I have to explain it to the ruhtards? Ok, fine.

See, the business owner is boarding up his shop because the animal democrats like to throw tantrums and destroy more successful people’s livelihoods. And because Trump will win, we’re all expecting the animals to show their asses on Tuesday night. So the business owner, who most likely voted for Trump, is painting “Harris/Walz” on the plywood in hopes it fools the degenerates into thinking they voted for the candidate the looters and vandals support.

Hope this helps. I could dumb it down even more for you if you’re still struggling.

Meh, I translate the cartoon as the Jesus-freaking evangelicals boarding up their MAGA storefronts for some reason after Kamala Harris is declared the winner.

P.S. - You know the joke has failed when A) you have to explain it and B) it takes an entire paragraph to explain.

 

[strummingram]

Do I have to explain it to the ruhtards? Ok, fine.

See, the business owner is boarding up his shop because the animal democrats like to throw tantrums and destroy more successful people’s livelihoods. And because Trump will win, we’re all expecting the animals to show their asses on Tuesday night. So the business owner, who most likely voted for Trump, is painting “Harris/Walz” on the plywood in hopes it fools the degenerates into thinking they voted for the candidate the looters and vandals support.

Hope this helps. I could dumb it down even more for you if you’re still struggling.

That's not a business owner. That's an ancient Hebrew smearing lamb's blood on his doorway so the Angel of Death "passes over" (Passover) doesn't kill the firstborn child in the household. I'm not sure I understand the correlation to the ancient plague of Egypt/Moses/Old Testament thing to the 2024 election. I guess the Angel of Death is... liberals?

 

[nctransplant]

They have renamed Walz's plane, "Cuck Force 2"

 

[blazers]

That's not a business owner. That's an ancient Hebrew smearing lamb's blood on his doorway so the Angel of Death "passes over" (Passover) doesn't kill the firstborn child in the household. I'm not sure I understand the correlation to the ancient plague of Egypt/Moses/Old Testament thing to the 2024 election. I guess the Angel of Death is... liberals?

Angel of Death would be Hillary Clinton for sure.

But upon second glance, it is clearly Xmas 2025, and church-goers are repurposing old signage from election season for their Nativity Scene. He isn't a businessman, That's Joseph

 

[Heels Noir]

Women everywhere are laughing at Trump's small crowds.

 

[strummingram]

Angel of Death would be Hillary Clinton for sure.

But upon second glance, it is clearly Xmas 2025, and church-goers are repurposing old signage from election season for their Nativity Scene. He isn't a businessman, That's Joseph

Is that from a real Simpsons episode?

 

[prlyles]

If I won, I wouldn’t even want payment unless we were gonna get together face-to-face for a payout. That would be worth way more to me than the measly $100 or whatever you pussies would be up for.

Oh, here we go with the internet tough guy routine again. People won't bet with you for a reason, you're a deadbeat who won't pay your bill.

 

[gunslingerdick]

P.S. - You know the joke has failed when A) you have to explain it

The joke hit with me. I laughed audibly. Whether you got it is irrelevant. I’m sorry it went over your head but I’m sure you’re used to that by now.

 

[gunslingerdick]

Is Jesus the business owner? And where is the shop?

Jesus is the shop owner. He’s selling salvation. But it’s out of your price range, you morally bankrupt, heathen. Have fun being sodomized by Lucifer himself for eternity. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

 

[gunslingerdick]

Oh, here we go with the internet tough guy routine again. People won't bet with you for a reason, you're a deadbeat who won't pay your bill.

Be careful you old bastard. I actually know the convenience store you run. It would be a shame if I stumbled in there and you ended up with a broken hip.

 

[prlyles]

Be careful you old bastard. I actually know the convenience store you run. It would be a shame if I stumbled in there and got a bullet in the chest

FIFY

 

[gunslingerdick]

FIFY

“Talk about guns, like I ain’t got one,
What you think, I sold them all?”

-Dre

 

[strummingram]

Jesus is the shop owner. He’s selling salvation. But it’s out of your price range, you morally bankrupt, heathen. Have fun being sodomized by Lucifer himself for eternity. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

Jesus wasn't born when the Hebrews had the first Passover. That's not Jesus. At least get the timeline stuff right. If there's a joke, it shouldn't need so much diverse explanation.

Selling salvation? If that's the point of the meme then use this:

 

[joeydavid]

Do I have to explain it to the ruhtards? Ok, fine.

See, the business owner is boarding up his shop because the animal democrats like to throw tantrums and destroy more successful people’s livelihoods. And because Trump will win, we’re all expecting the animals to show their asses on Tuesday night. So the business owner, who most likely voted for Trump, is painting “Harris/Walz” on the plywood in hopes it fools the degenerates into thinking they voted for the candidate the looters and vandals support.

Hope this helps. I could dumb it down even more for you if you’re still struggling.

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Cognitive dissonance on display

 

[gunslingerdick]

Jesus wasn't born when the Hebrews had the first Passover. That's not Jesus. At least get the timeline stuff right. If there's a joke, it shouldn't need so much diverse explanation.

Selling salvation? If that's the point of the meme then use this:

Oh, hey @strummingram. I wasn’t talking to you but you’ve revealed your insecurity. I start talking about salvation and look who has to jump in the Kool-aid without knowing the flavor. I didn’t mean to forget about you. For what’s it worth, I often think of you spending eternity in Hell also. Better?

 

[joeydavid]

Oh, hey @strummingram. I wasn’t talking to you but you’ve revealed your insecurity. I start talking about salvation and look who has to jump in the Kool-aid without knowing the flavor. I didn’t mean to forget about you. For what’s it worth, I often think of you spending eternity in Hell also. Better?

 

[gunslingerdick]

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Cognitive dissonance on display

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Child, please. Keep quiet while the adults are talking. I’ll get to you when I get to you.

 

[joeydavid]

Then there's the moron cultists who are too dumb to understand that they are the joke.

 

[strummingram]

Oh, hey @strummingram. I wasn’t talking to you but you’ve revealed your insecurity. I start talking about salvation and look who has to jump in the Kool-aid without knowing the flavor. I didn’t mean to forget about you. For what’s it worth, I often think of you spending eternity in Hell also. Better?

Hilarious

 

[Heels Noir]

“Talk about guns, like I ain’t got one,
What you think, I sold them all?”

-Dre

Don't mess around with the gunslinger . . .

🤣

 

[joeydavid]

Nick sounds like a few here.

 

[Heels Noir]

Jesus is the shop owner. He’s selling salvation. But it’s out of your price range, you morally bankrupt, heathen. Have fun being sodomized by Lucifer himself for eternity. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

The desperation from the left is palpable.

 

[Heels Noir]

I'm going to go ahead and call it (which means it's official):

Kamala Harris - WINNER - 47th President of the United States

Congratulations, Madam President!

 

[gunslingerdick]

Hilarious

Oh good. So that one doesn’t need explaining. You’re improving.

 

[heelmanwilm]

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I lol’d

 

[heelmanwilm]

So at 6 today all the Christians are supposed to stop and pray for trumps victory.

Damn sorry I’m too late letting y’all know. I guess it stil counts if you’re late. Or maybe he’s pissed. Does he say “I dammit!” When he’s mad?

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

Then there's the moron cultists who are too dumb to understand that they are the joke.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

 

[gteeitup]

lol, what a loser

 

[bluetoe]

Of course you stopped watching, dealing in reality isn't your thing.

lol. you're even more clueless than your completely clueless brethren. You posted a video, and I made the point that the video was about some idiot ironically accusing Trump of what the idiot himself was doing. Now here you are neglecting to address that point but ironically accusing me of being the one who won't deal with reality. You just exemplified my point and validated it in one fell swoop, and you have no clue that you did that. You are a special kind of dolt. .

 

[bluetoe]

So you want him to bet and if he loses he pays gun $100 but if he wins he doesn't get shit? That makes a lot of sense.

loses? If he thinks he might lose, why is he considering a bet anyway? He expressed confidence in winning, with his only worry being getting paid off. Does my question make more sense now, Sherlock?

 

[Heels Noir]

It's okay, Trumpies, not everyone gets invited to the party.
Not everyone, as you know, is smart enough to make the honor roll.
Not everyone, as you know, is popular enough to be part of the in-crowd.
Not everyone, as you know, is athletic enough to make the varsity squad.
Not everyone, as you know, is good-looking enough to go out with the hotties.
Not everyone, as you know, is cool enough to hang with the Democrats.
But it's okay, you'll always have your mother's love.
*Cue the teardrops.

 

[bluetoe]

Regarding immigration I would still like us to try…maybe….oh I don know…..ENFORCING THE FUKING LAWS ALREADY ON THE BOOKS. Why the hell can’t we at least try that? No sanctuaries. Deportation for any people here illegally.

 

[bluetoe]

I'm for every breathing thing in the US being fully documented and accountable.

little late to that party, aren't you? You and millions of others who let Kamala snooker you that she was for keeping them out all along. Funny, I can't remember you voicing this before now. If I was cynical I would think that that was because you would support using babies for trebuchet practice if the leading dems told you to.

 

[Heels Noir]

Timely insight for voters:

 

[blazers]

Be careful you old bastard. I actually know the convenience store you run. It would be a shame if I stumbled in there and you ended up with a broken hip.

Somebody should @ andrewjones. Or heelbent

 

[blazers]

little late to that party, aren't you? You and millions of others who let Kamala snooker you that she was for keeping them out all along. Funny, I can't remember you voicing this before now. If I was cynical I would think that that was because you would support using babies for trebuchet practice if the leading dems told you to.

Sorry it wasn't obvious, but most Dems want everyone documented. In your bubble people have told you Dems wants undocumented folks just pillaging, but that's ignorant, nobody wants non-taxpayers or anonymous people consuming services without accountability census-wise, etc.

 

[Heels Noir]

Somebody should @ andrewjones. Or heelbent

Years ago, I really got under @gunslingerdick's skin, so much so that he wrote something to the effect of, "I'll fill my car with gas and drive down to Charlotte and find you."

Just as I was telling him which bar he could find me at (Connolly's, 115 E 5th St, Charlotte NC), heelbent chimed in and told us both to shut the hell up. I'm pretty sure guns initially thought he had me trembling with fear, and he never expected me to welcome his challenge and I knew he wasn't driving to Charlotte once I did. In this recent case, I would prefer to sit quietly by and see if prlyles gets the opportunity to blow a hole in his chest.

The moral of the story is poopslinger slings a lot of poop. He's full of it, and with his bad shoulders and his bad knees, and the fact that he is obesely overweight and out of shape, he's in no condition to fight anyone and he knows it. He's all talk, so let him talk. It makes him feel important.