Poaster of the Year
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You should issue me a trigger warning before bringing this up.
Because if I had wanted @heelbent to have them, I wouldn't have held the mother****ing contest in the first place. Some real ****ing rocket scientists on Blitz. Plus the inference was that I was a liar.
Ended up having to sell Club Level seats on the 50-yard line for chump change. I still wanna know the sumbitch who complained so I can kick his ass.
Truth be told that pissed me off so badly I almost quit. Then I came down with pneumonia and ended up in IC for a freaking week and missed the danged game anyway. That ish almost killed me. All the crap I've lived through and a damn bug nearly takes me out. I told RH to burn those tickets cause they were cursed. I wonder if the guy he sold them to made it home alive.
There were some other parodies in the 114 page OOTB basketball thread that is now locked due to the invasion of the Radarians.
Yes but you failed the post competition drug test.
That's fine. You can strike it from the official record, but we all know who won on the field/court/boards.
Please see my new sig line. A big thank you to everyone who voted for me.
I don't recall voting for any of the candidates; I simply wrote-in "the decaying bones of Abraham Lincoln"... just like I did on Nov. 8th
About as legitimate as a Lance Armstrong TdF. What next- you gonna swim for the East German's Women's Olympic team?
You'll need to talk to my manager. He handles all my bookings.
I think you are confusing "bookings" with "bail money"
Fat, chewed and stupid is no way to go through life, Son.
Needs an *
Just like USC's title with Reggie Bush, Bonds' HR title, Armstrong's Tour De France's... pretty much all the great feats out there.
and the Pats first three SB titles... don't forget that.
Ridiculous.
I am announcing a campaign to force a recount but it's going to take us all to get it done, and by us all of course I mean your money.
I'll post my Paypal address so you can donate to this worthy and worthwhile endeavor in a few minutes.
TAKE BACK OUR BOARDS!!!!
I am announcing a campaign to force a recount but it's going to take us all to get it done, and by us all of course I mean your money.
I'll post my Paypal address so you can donate to this worthy and worthwhile endeavor in a few minutes.
TAKE BACK OUR BOARDS!!!!
