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coryfly

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Asked this on another board but there are some Dukies there. Don't trust them.

So at school a couple of people on my 'team' (which is what they call your grade level or whatever) are getting married. One actually got married Saturday and the other is getting married at some point in the future. They are both guys. We are having a shower for them after school Monday and I apparently have to come and bring something. I signed up for a vegetable tray but am thinking of grilling some pork Sunday evening (I grill a crapload of food on Sunday evenings every week anyway) and serving that instead. You know, like cut up with a toothpick in it or something. I mean, it is a shower for two guys. Think this is appropriate or should I go with the veggie tray?
 
I might be going to hell for this, but these are options for you.

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Am I the only one kinda feeling bad...the OP hasn't liked or replied here. We may have struck a nerve or two.
 
I might be going to hell for this, but these are options for you.

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Unless I missed something, Cory never said they were ghey, right? It sort of seemed like that since he said he's having a shower for two guys, but he did say one was married last week, and one sometime in the future - which would imply that they weren't marrying each other. I mean I guess they could both be marrying guys, but it's also entirely possible that they're both marrying girls.
 
Unless I missed something, Cory never said they were ghey, right? It sort of seemed like that since he said he's having a shower for two guys, but he did say one was married last week, and one sometime in the future - which would imply that they weren't marrying each other. I mean I guess they could both be marrying guys, but it's also entirely possible that they're both marrying girls.
I thought the same thing, but then I remembered that this was the OOTB board. It would be highly irresponsible of me to not interpret a shower for two guys to mean that they were ghey. You should know this.
 
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Would have helped if it wasnt called a "shower." Would have gone with party or get together or something other than shower. Corn dogs.
 
Trying to get some ideas for the shower from the mafia?

Haha, I laughed.

Ok you homophobes (is that how you spell that?) it isn't for two dudes getting married, though I've enjoyed the responses. Hell, the one who teaches PE with me got married last Saturday. I didn't go to the wedding though. I think his wife is going to be at this thing. Pretty sure the other guy is marrying a woman but he is a music teacher so who knows. I'm the chair so kind of have to be there. I've decided to go with pork though (long, thick spareribs). Seasoned it last night. Maybe I should bring some doughnuts to go along with the pork and see if I can offend anyone.
 
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