Roy Rips Gottlieb A New %^#hole

[TarHeelNation11]

Calling BS that any high-level basketball recruit hasn't seen UNC play a game on TV.

Frankly, such a recruit would be so ignorant that I wouldn't even want Carolina to recruit him.

 

[TarHeelMark]

Gottlieb is supposed to be on David Glenn show today... if anyone is interested. LOL

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Gottlieb is supposed to be on David Glenn show today... if anyone is interested. LOL

7:1 odds Roy calls in.

 

[TarHeelMark]

7:1 odds Roy calls in.

THAT. WOULD. BE. AWESOME!

 

[TarHeelMark]

7:1 odds Roy calls in.

if only we could get a conference call with GTee in there as well...

 

[TarHeelNation11]

THAT. WOULD. BE. AWESOME!

Would absolutely be something Roy would do.

 

[CarolinaBlue1982]

Your digs at Roy are over

 

[BeezerHeel]

Who just heard that interview DG had with Gotlieb? That was how you do it.

DG says Roy is not retiring and that he actually had $1M to wager with Gorlieb that Hubert wouldn't get the job if he did.

 

[Steat]

Isn't Knox a big man? Why would other coaches be promoting UNC as a big man school to him?

He is a 6'7" wing. Guarantee you that if Roy starts recruiting him as a 4 he will mark us off his list.

 

[Micomaine]

In related news today, it appears the basketball analyst, Doug Gottlieb, might be retiring at the end of this season due to apparent writer's block, inappropriate commentary, and unsubstantiated rumormongering, (but this is simply what might happen). He would likely be replaced by any journalism major from UNC-CH. This might possibly happen, but if asked about this rumor, I will deny it.

On a sidebar rumor note, it is likely that the Duke Coach will retire soon, as the manufacturer of Grecian Forumula Xtra Xtra strength is going out of business.

 

[Archer2]

Krazywhiskey bought a whole warehouse of that stuff years ago. If he lives to be as old as Methuselah, his hair will still be Wayne Newton black(he also bought a warehouse full years ago).

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

 

[coryfly]

I see that several posters failed to grasp your sarcastic wit...

Nicely done.

Yeah, I am embarrassed. Seriously. I'm ashamed of myself. I was drinking though so will go with that.

 

[Ozheelfan]

....... He might as well have went and said - I heard coach K's retiring and going to work at Disney World, Calipari's starting his own Italian restaurant, Pitino is starting a brothel. .......

Harsh, but funny.
Nicely played.