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So a man walks into a bar

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and says "where the F is Billy? I know its early but its Friday and hot outside and I am thirsty"

Just for the record, that man is me.
 
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Awwwright awwready . . whaddja all folks drinking . . ? Give me something to do . .
 
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Nice to see a little spirit around here on this fantastic Friday, Rich . . Are you watching The Open . . ?


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Following on the ol' computer. I won't be able to watch until Sat-Sun. How does the course look today?
 
Following on the ol' computer. I won't be able to watch until Sat-Sun. How does the course look today?

Wet from the rain of course, but, otherwise it appears to be in great shape . . wind is going to be a factor for the afternoon rounds they are saying, gusts to 38 mph . . what a difference from yesterday. Worst part of watching a rainy round of golf are the raindrops on camera lens . .

Henrik Stenson is killing it today . . weather be damned.
 
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Wet from the rain of course, but, otherwise it appears to be in great shape . . wind is going to be a factor for the afternoon rounds they are saying, gusts to 38 mph . . what a difference from yesterday. Worst part of watching a rainy round of golf are the raindrops on camera lens . .

Henrik Stenson is killing it today . . weather be damned.

Could you imagine playing in 30mph winds with rain? reminds me of Smails in Caddyshack.

Stenson is one of those dudes of whom I have no opinion. My rooting interest entirely depends on his opponent.
 
I'm going to keep it simple today, nothing fancy. I'll have a captain and coke. Make it a double.
 
Need one more bourbon, scotch and beer, but not a Guinness. Switch that up to a Budweiser- excuse me, an America.
 
Freida* Pinto.

And sheesh, I was making a joke about the dude not really being Billy. I don't picture Billy as the tatted' up Irish bartender type. Tough crowd :rolleyes:

A) don't be the guy who tries to call out a typo to save face

B) yes, your joke was understood.
 
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A) don't be the guy who tries to call out a typo to save face

B) yes, your joke was understood.
Who pissed in your cheerios, bish?

Haha just kidding. I truly didn't know who Freida Pinto was until I wikipedia'd her. This is going to shock you I'm sure, but I've never seen Slumdog Millionaire.
 
I just took drunk for real.

Well, not really drunk, but nice buzz.

Bartender, 1 cup of black coffee please.
 
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