So a man walks into a bar

[UNC '92]

Coffee? Cut that man bun off and find something besides some skinny jeans to wear. This place is for real men.

You are not a nice person when you are drinking. I don't think you understand how it affects us.

 

[UNC '92]

Btw, I'll have a whiskey and a beer to start. Need something before the hookers and blow get here.

 

[Archer2]

You retired, or just playing hooky?

I take every other Friday off for a couple of months in the summer. A bunch of us old guys shoot pool at a pretty high level and most are retired so we meet and shoot for 4-5 hours most Fridays. Talk a little shite, drink a few cold ones. Good times.

 

[tarheel0910]

I don't think you understand how it affects us.

 

[BillyL]

Btw, I'll have a whiskey and a beer to start. Need something before the hookers and blow get here.

Let's get this TGIF party started . .

You'se guys want some flatbread or nachos . . ?

 

[tarheel0910]

Alright @BillyL , I'm feeling a little James Bond-ish today. How about a martini... shaken, not stirred.

 

[BillyL]

Alright @BillyL , I'm feeling a little James Bond-ish today. How about a martini... shaken, not stirred.

Okay . . one Bond vodka martini shaken . . enjoy.

 

[tarheel0910]

Vodka or gin . . ? I make 'em with gin unless theres a request . .

Lets keep it old school and go with gin. None of that cheap stuff though. I only drink top shelf.

 

[BillyL]

Lets keep it old school and go with gin. None of that cheap stuff though. I only drink top shelf.

I prefer gin for mine . . I'ma big lover of Sapphire, so here ya go.

 

[jcolucci]

Balvenie Caribbean Cask...one cube. Leave the bottle.

Any of my habanos still under the bar?

 

[BillyL]

Balvenie Caribbean Cask...one cube. Leave the bottle.

Any of my habanos still under the bar?

Here ya go JC . .

 

[TarHeelNation11]

I don't know what half the drinks are y'all are ordering in this thread, and I think I like it that way.

I'll take a BudweiserAmerica and a shot of Wild Turkey, please sir.

 

[Raising Heel]

Hey Billy....

I'm game for anything. Surprise me.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Hey Billy....

I'm game for anything. Surprise me.

Give him a Red Bull double bourbon. It should make for fascinating reading the rest of the day on OOTB.

 

[UNC '92]

Hey Billy....

I'm game for anything. Surprise me.

@BillyL I got this one. Here you are sir.

 

[Raising Heel]

@BillyL I got this one. Here you are sir.

You know how I know you're ghey?

 

[UNC '92]

You know how I know you're ghey?

You think that because I let you open it.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

 

[UNC '92]

I should put down the Internet for the rest of the day.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

You probably should.

 

[Raising Heel]

You think that because I let you open it.

 

[heelz2345]

You're gonna call someone gay using an image from an SNL skit on a drinking thread and you don't pick this?

Amateur hour over here.

 

[heelz2345]

BTW, if you're taking drink orders Billy, how about one to match my avatar? White Russian, my man!

 

[BillyL]

I don't know what half the drinks are y'all are ordering in this thread, and I think I like it that way.

I'll take a BudweiserAmerica and a shot of Wild Turkey, please sir.

Here ya go, Z . .

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Ok, story for today is posted and news release is sent. How about a tall cold pale ale? Crisp and refreshing.

 

[BillyL]

BTW, if you're taking drink orders Billy, how about one to match my avatar? White Russian, my man!

Yes sir, coming right up . .

 

[BillyL]

Ok, story for today is posted and news release is sent. How about a tall cold pale ale? Crisp and refreshing.

Nice pick, J-man . .


Ice cold . .

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

That looks really good, haven't had that one before.

 

[BillyL]

That looks really good, haven't had that one before.

You're gonna like it, J . .

I spare no expense in my efforts to satisfy my Tar Heel friends.

 

[heelz2345]

You're gonna like it, J . .

I spare no expense in my efforts to satisfy my Tar Heel friends.

Jurassic Park up in here

 

[Raising Heel]

You're gonna call someone gay....

Whoa, hang on a minute. I did not call him gay. I called him ghey. Big difference, buddy.

 

[heelz2345]

Whoa, hang on a minute. I did not call him gay. I called him ghey. Big difference, buddy.

Alright fine, my bad.

 

[tarheel0910]

Alright @BillyL , I've got nothing specific in mind today. Surprise me.

 

[BillyL]

Alright @BillyL , I've got nothing specific in mind today. Surprise me.

Will this work for ya . . . ?

 

[tarheel0910]

Will this work for ya . . . ?

Looks good.

 

[Raising Heel]

It's been on of those weeks, Billy. I'll have an Irish Car Bomb to get this party started, then a Black & Tan for sipping. Please.

 

[BillyL]

It's been on of those weeks, Billy. I'll have an Irish Car Bomb to get this party started, then a Black & Tan for sipping. Please.

Okay . . I just wanna make sure I have the correct recipe.

 

[Raising Heel]

Okay . . I just wanna make sure I have the correct recipe.

Nailed it. Thank you, good sir.

 

[BillyL]

Nailed it. Thank you, good sir.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Apparently it's National Beer Lovers Day. Who knew!