You are not a nice person when you are drinking. I don't think you understand how it affects us.
So a man walks into a bar
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Btw, I'll have a whiskey and a beer to start. Need something before the hookers and blow get here.
I take every other Friday off for a couple of months in the summer. A bunch of us old guys shoot pool at a pretty high level and most are retired so we meet and shoot for 4-5 hours most Fridays. Talk a little shite, drink a few cold ones. Good times.You retired, or just playing hooky?
Lets keep it old school and go with gin. None of that cheap stuff though. I only drink top shelf.
I don't know what half the drinks are y'all are ordering in this thread, and I think I like it that way.
I'll take a BudweiserAmerica and a shot of Wild Turkey, please sir.
I'll take a BudweiserAmerica and a shot of Wild Turkey, please sir.
Give him a Red Bull double bourbon. It should make for fascinating reading the rest of the day on OOTB.
You know how I know you're ghey?
I should put down the Internet for the rest of the day.
You're gonna call someone gay using an image from an SNL skit on a drinking thread and you don't pick this?
Amateur hour over here.
Amateur hour over here.
Ok, story for today is posted and news release is sent. How about a tall cold pale ale? Crisp and refreshing.
You're gonna like it, J . .
I spare no expense in my efforts to satisfy my Tar Heel friends.
Whoa, hang on a minute. I did not call him gay. I called him ghey. Big difference, buddy.
It's been on of those weeks, Billy. I'll have an Irish Car Bomb to get this party started, then a Black & Tan for sipping. Please.
Nailed it. Thank you, good sir.Okay . . I just wanna make sure I have the correct recipe.
Apparently it's National Beer Lovers Day. Who knew!
