The Tar Heel fan took a deep breath when he realized he'd been sleeping and now was awake. He was covered with sweat. It was his wife who'd shaken him awake.
"What were you dreaming," she asked.
"Something so impossible it never should have scared me. I dreamed that UNC football lost 9 games, while Dook, Moo, and Wake all won bowls that season. And UNC kept the coach."
"What were you dreaming," she asked.
"Something so impossible it never should have scared me. I dreamed that UNC football lost 9 games, while Dook, Moo, and Wake all won bowls that season. And UNC kept the coach."