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Things Found in 71-00's Golf Bag . .

Geez . . you two should just get a room.

I would be delighted for our resident attention monger to quit responding to me. But she can't and she wont, so i don't know what to tell you.
 
I would be delighted for our resident attention monger to quit responding to me. But she can't and she wont, so i don't know what to tell you.

. . she's hungry for attention and you keep feeding her.
 
. . she's hungry for attention and you keep feeding her.

And in such nice ways too. No wonder she keeps coming back for more.

At this point, I just want to see how much she wants to take. And as heavy as she is, I probably haven't even gotten through the first course.
 
I'm beginning to think you have never been with a real man. Just making a guess here.
I'm referring to the FIRST time in a relationship. It's not like that after the first time, no. (Well if I wanted a second time lol). I am behaving myself now. All of these references are from a few years ago. I quit "men" after I broke off my engagement in 2012. I only hang out with guys now, no sex.
 
Oh wait, you're the exception lol
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I'm referring to the FIRST time in a relationship. It's not like that after the first time, no. (Well if I wanted a second time lol). I am behaving myself now. All of these references are from a few years ago. I quit "men" after I broke off my engagement in 2012. I only hang out with guys now, no sex.
Damn chick, I was trying to get a hall pass from the Mrs. But never mind now.
 
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