Tourist d bags

[Louigi]

But only when you leave the private gated compound, amiright?

Right on

 

[TarHeelMark]

This morning i sat behind a car with ohio tags stopped dead in the road on canal dr while the woman got out and took a pic of a pelican sitting on a pier piling.

When she returned to her car and opened the door i floored it and rammed her brown chevy impala and the door flew shut on her dress and drug her as i pushed the car off the pier.

That last part may have been a vision i had.

It's always them Ohio mother ****ers, ain't it?

 

[carolinablue34]

This thread cracks me up lol

 

[coolwaterunc]

Five star thread

 

[Louigi]

This was the photo shoot in front of where I was a few years ago. These tourists, I do not mind.

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

I could imagine about half of the posters on OOTB actually doing that.

Please tell me I'm in that half that you could see doing that.

I want to make sure my level of crazy is properly documented on here.

 

[tarheel0910]

Please tell me I'm in that half that you could see doing that.

I want to make sure my level of crazy is properly documented on here.

Well, you're a yankee so anytime I say I can imagine someone being a complete dick that automatically includes you.

 

[carolinablue34]

Well, you're a yankee so anytime I say I can imagine someone being a complete dick that automatically includes you.

What am I? Chopped liver?

 

[Raising Heel]

Well, you're a yankee so anytime I say I can imagine someone being a complete dick that automatically includes you.

same

 

[tarheel0910]

What am I? Chopped liver?

You're a dick too, but that's because of who you are as a person instead of where you're from.

 

[carolinablue34]

You're a dick too, but that's because of who you are as a person instead of where you're from.

Well damn, that was the opposite of what I was hoping for haha

 

[Heels Noir]

This morning i sat behind a car with ohio tags stopped dead in the road on canal dr while the woman got out and took a pic of a pelican sitting on a pier piling.

Speaking of, what's the difference between a tourist and a pelican in the middle of the road? The pelican has sense enough to get out of the way.

 

[notashelbyfan]

 

[notashelbyfan]

 

[tarheelinfl]

So tourist season is startin here in wilmington. Its a love hate relationship for sure. I've always felt if you're gonna live in a tourist supported area you've really got no right to bitch about some things that are inevitable to happen such as traffic, crowds, amateur drunkeness. But then theres "that guy" who tempts us locals to tie over a fire ant hill. So to avoid being branded "that guy" when you vacay consider this:

DONT FEED THE COTDAMN SEAGULLS! They're pests here. They're aggressive, nasty, and sound like a cackling witch. We HATE THEM! Nothing guarantees the wrath of a local more than some fktard feeding the gulls on the beach and drawing in a hundred of these annoying af begging shit machines. If u must feed them they love alka seltzer.

STEP INTO THE MODERN AGE AND USE A FLIPPIN GPS!!
Who are these idiots who still use maps and mall crawl the hi way for miles at 20mph under the speed limit as they search street numbers! Guess what? I dont want u to be in a hurry on your vacay but some of us actually have to get somewhere and would actually like to drive within 5mph or so of the speed limit to do so! This is a good way to get pulled thru your open window at the light and slapped about the face and head.

DONT SURF FISH ON A CROWDED BEACH! This really makes me question the sanity and common sense of tourists more than anything. Its crowded, kids are all in the water and running up and down the beach. I KNOW! LETS THROW SHARP HOOKS INTO THE WATER AMONG THE KIDS WITH INVISIBLE LINES ATTACHED TO POLES FOR PEOPLE TO HAVE TO WALK AROUND! If u do this YOU ARE AN IDIOT. No further explanation needed.

GO DIG A HOLE IN YOUR OWN YARD! You're on vacay. Relax. Chill. DONT SPEND ALL AFTERNOON DIGGING A FREAKING HOLE FOR YOUR KID! They're baby turtle death traps for one thing not to mention the sprained ankles and broken legs every year from people stepping into these traps at night.

PICK UP YOUR SHYT!! Every morn when i walk the beach its incredible what the d bag tourists leave behind. Litter and cig butts of course but what really chaps my ass is the tents and canopies these jck asses leave cause they're broken or they're too freakin lazy to break it down and set it up the next day. Newsflash! Its windy! They break and fly down the beach searching for hapless victims to impale.

So any way welcome to the beach and have fun!

All among the reasons I avoid Pensacola Beach in the summer, except maybe Tuesday night for Bands on the Beach!