Trump & the Pope

[RHFD]

Have you heard about Trump inviting the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht?

The Pope accepted, and during lunch a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.

The crew and the security team were scrambling to launch a boat to go
get it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get it."

The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed onto the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat. The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's
entourage were speechless also. No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.

But that afternoon, NBC knew how to cover the story. Their banner headline read: “TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!"

 

[Blue2010]

Fake Facebook story

 

[prlyles]

IMO the MSM has been very kind to both Trump and Clinton.

 

[BillyL]

Trump is just awesome.

 

[heelbent]

Trump is just awesome.

A god among mere mortals.

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

Trump is just awesome.

Nah, he sometimes says things that hurt people's feelings

 

[tarheel0910]

IMO the MSM has been very kind to both Trump and Clinton.

I'm assuming this is a continuation of the OP's joke. No way you actually believe that.

 

[UNC71-00]

I'm assuming this is a continuation of the OP's joke. No way you actually believe that.

He does

 

[Heels Noir]

“Donald Trump is the weak man's vision of a strong man.” - Charles Cooke

 

[heelbent]

“Donald Trump is the weak man's vision of a strong man.” - Charles Cooke

That carries a lot of weight with me because Charles Cooke is a very strong woman.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

When I was younger, I was about to propose to my girlfriend at the time when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

If it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

“Donald Trump is the weak man's vision of a strong man.” - Charles Cooke

That may be accurate. Does that mean that he couldn't also be the strong man's vision of a strong man? How about a medium strength man's vision?

 

[Raising Heel]

When I was younger, I was about to propose to my girlfriend at the time when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

If it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

Delete your account.