Unsolicited Advice

[DeanFor President]

Never put off til tomorrow what you can successfully avoid for a month or two.

 

[DeanFor President]

Keep your friends close, and your enemies pinned down with covering fire.

 

[DeanFor President]

Don't eat the brown acid

 

[DeanFor President]

Don't you go where the Huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.

 

[DeanFor President]

When having sex with your wife in a certain position, never tell her that this is the way her sister likes it.

 

[bleeduncblue]

Find out what you are good at and get someone to pay you for doing it.

 

[heelmanwilm]

When it rains it pours

 

[heelmanwilm]

Shit dont mean shit

 

[Raising Heel]

Don't you go where the Huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.

Frank Zappa was a national treasure.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.