I'd like to put in another entry, motivated by the discussion over people being overly offended by certain things. This goes for all 3 levels, I'd just be able to do it more as the dollar amounts rose.
I'd use the money to pay for Trump faces and/or Trump quotes to be strewn about the campus of Emory, and Confederate Flags (or Rebel Flags or whatever we're calling them) to be strewn about the campus of Framingham State. I would then pay for a paid vacation day for the "Chief Diversity and Inclusion Officer" so they could take the day off - and all the distraught, emotionally scarred, students wouldn't have anyone to console them after having to endure the hardships of seeing things they don't like around their campus.
I guess I just like to watch the world burn.
How did I miss this poast? Hark, I love you.