What would Jesus do?
- Thread starter Heelswin
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Good stuff guys. Made me chuckle and I needed that.
Not true. He's coming again.
He's really made the officiating in the game better, he's helped all the blind refs see again.
"And at guard, a 6'4" carpenter from Bethlehem! The Nazorean Nightmare! The Danger from the Manger! JEEEESUUUUUUUS CHRIIIISSSST!
He's gotta have a great entry song... something like "Personal Jesus" by (???) or "Jesus is Just Alright With Me" by the Doobie Bros.
2345 has just killed this thread . .
Eh, it seemed the most likely song that someone in today's NBA would use as an intro song.
Carrie Underwood lyric modification .... "Jesus makes the steal".
Your contributions over the entire thread have been some of the best.
Haha thanks man, but it's a team effort haha
ETA: I guess I assumed the usage of Kanye in my previous poast meant that you thought I ruined it since he's a divisive kind of guy.
And, O yeah, He saves! He came to seek and save the lost ... somehow He found me ...
Just a sinful wretch!
He's a great player ... He walks wherever and whenever He wants to!!! Even on water!
Depeche Mode sang 'Personal Jesus'. I have to go see them with my wife in a few months (just like I went and saw The Pixies last week) because I'm a good husband.
"Danger from the Manger" hit me right in the funnies.
He has never let a ball go out of bounds.
Needless to say, his Hail Mary plays always succeed.
All you people are going to hades.
The pick-up games there are hellacious though...
Everyone's always on fire.
The pick-up games there are hellacious though...
Everyone's always on fire.
A mighty fine thread you started here, my friend . . we certainly could use more of 'em. Some of the more reliable, respected, & regular poasters seemed to have abandoned their 'puter and likely have taken up knitting and weaving . .
You are correct! Thanks.
I was referring to Billy taking the thread down the basketball path.
Its SOP on Raider that every single thought should be a new thread . . you know, the 'new' & different angle . .
G7 & Jesus are notorious thread duplicators over there . . then theres smooth as butter with his 3 month redundant 'who was the best pure shooter to ever play at UNC' threads . .
G7 & Jesus are notorious thread duplicators over there . . then theres smooth as butter with his 3 month redundant 'who was the best pure shooter to ever play at UNC' threads . .
