You can eradicate 3 songs from the face of the earth

[Raising Heel]

Congratulations to all the morans who made this thread about a band instead of a song.

 

[uncboy10]

My perfect ‘highs’ would be Cream, Pink Floyd, Alan Parsons Project and Moody Blues, although I no longer partake.

Cream and PF get two thumbs up from me.

 

[DeanFor President]

We Built This City- Jefferson Starship
Macarena- Who The Hell Knows
What A Fool Believes- Doobie Bros

Honorable mention- Anything by Katie Perry, Ariana Grande, or Lady Gaga.

 

[Raising Heel]

We Built This City- Jefferson Starship
Macarena- Who The Hell Knows
What A Fool Believes- Doobie Bros

Honorable mention- Anything by Katie Perry, Ariana Grande, or Lady Gaga.

I’m with you on the first two, but there has to be a story behind the Doobies being on this list, right?

 

[toophly1124]

Honorable mention- Anything by Katie Perry, Ariana Grande, or Lady Gaga.

Misogynist

 

[cletusnow]

Congratulations to all the morans who made this thread about a band instead of a song.

Thank you and you’re welcome.

 

[Raising Heel]

Phish is boring as hell....

I’m a fan and won’t argue this about their later work. The live stuff is especially meh. But you probably haven’t listened to much of their work if you think their early stuff is boring.

 

[uncboy10]

I’m a fan and won’t argue this about their later work. The live stuff is especially meh. But you probably haven’t listened to much of their work if you think their early stuff is boring.

They’re alright. Just my least favorite jam band. For some reason they just don’t move the needle for me. I think they’re a little too goofy for my taste.

 

[T-Square]

Thank you and you’re welcome.

I’m with you on the first two, but there has to be a story behind the Doobies being on this list, right?

The presence of Michael McDonald.

 

[heelmanwilm]

Tied to whipping post
Wagon wheel
Welocme to the jungle

 

[Raising Heel]

Tied to whipping post
Wagon wheel
Welocme to the jungle

RIP your mentions

 

[Heelicious]

The ****ing Kars4Kids song/jingle from the commercial. If you don't know what that is, I envy you

It makes me literally turn the radio down or change the station when it comes on. Not the desired intent for ads, I think. This song wins in a landslide

Three to add to the list, just based on their smug, trendy, garbage, gen-y hipster lyrics...

Wonderwall - Oasis
Closing Time - Semisonic
What I Got - Sublime

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

It makes me literally turn the radio down or change the station when it comes on. Not the desired intent for ads, I think. This song wins in a landslide

Me too. I snap change the channel within the first second it's on. I wonder if that was a tactic - make the most annoying song imaginable that people will actually talk about it. Who knows.

 

[strummingram]

Second or third or fifth me on "We Built This City (on Rock and Roll)"

The title and the actual song are anomalies. The title should be "We Shamed This City (on lame-ass, emasculated Pop)" ... that is probably difficult to fit in a song hook

 

[DeanFor President]

I’m with you on the first two, but there has to be a story behind the Doobies being on this list, right?

I generally like the Doobies, but when they were in that wimpy phase, the little bouncy little keyboard part in there just drove me nuts. It just seemed like a total sellout to me.

 

[DeanFor President]

Misogynist

What?? I didn't say Beyoncé, Bette Midler, Streisand, Pink, Cardi B, Taylor Swift, Nikki Minaj, Fergie, Sia, Shakira,
Kesha, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Mariah Carey, J Lo, or Carly Rae Jepsen.
But we can go ahead and add them to the list!

 

[Raising Heel]

What?? I didn't say Beyoncé, Bette Midler, Streisand, Pink, Cardi B, Taylor Swift, Nikki Minaj, Fergie, Sia, Shakira,
Kesha, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Mariah Carey, J Lo, or Carly Rae Jepsen.
But we can go ahead and add them to the list!

No Rebecca Black?

 

[UNC71-00]

Same goes for Grateful Dead and Phish. You gotta be high just to think that shit’s any good.

I will fight you

 

[UNC71-00]

Living on a Prayer
Jack and Diane
Pour some sugar on me

Those songs are the worst of all of the songs

 

[cletusnow]

I will fight you

Even if you fight me they will still suck.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Only need one.

 

[TarHeelMark]

Pour some sugar on me

+1

 

[Raising Heel]

Pour some sugar on me

+1

I have a soft spot for this song since it was playing the first time I got seriously hammered. But if it has to go, it has to go.

 

[TarHeelMark]

I have a soft spot for this song since it was playing the first time I got seriously hammered. But if it has to go, it has to go.

Man, you know what you are? You are trully the People’s Mayor.

 

[Raising Heel]

Man, you know what you are? You are trully the People’s Mayor.

I derive my power from the people.