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Moo fans
Running out of alcohol
Running out of pussy
Running out of hookers and blow
It does suck. I never got it til the past couple years and it friggin blows. Sometimes it gets so bad I swear I'm having a heart attack.Heartburn
It does suck. I never got it til the past couple years and it friggin blows. Sometimes it gets so bad I swear I'm having a heart attack.
For me, it's acidic drinks like coke. But it's getting to the point where even shit like pizza is giving it to me.I've been dealing with it since college. That's when it got bad for me. Tobacco is the main cause, but I often eat standing up or moving around and that's not good for it either. And alcohol doesn't help it either. And BBQ, my god! If I don't prepare by eating a Prilosec beforehand, I'll be a mess later that evening.
Getting your junk caught in your zipper
Yeah,...well heartburn is pretty bad too.
@BillyL talking politics.
The frank or the beans?
I've never caught the frank but snagged the beans once. Cannot recommend.Frankly speaking, the frank. Never spilled the beans like that that I can recall.
And I'm certain I would.
I've never caught the frank but snagged the beans once. Cannot recommend.
Got it snagged in the bathroom in high school. They ended getting the FB coach and a pair of pliers. Not my favorite high school memory. The whole dang school was laughing at my agony. Bastages.
Self-circumcision?
Self-circumcision?
That scene in There's Something About Mary is a classic.The frank or the beans?
Well, there was blood and crying involved.
Dude.Got it snagged in the bathroom in high school. They ended getting the FB coach and a pair of pliers. Not my favorite high school memory. The whole dang school was laughing at my agony. Bastages.
"Now, exactly what is the situation here... what, did you shit yo'self, or somethin'?"That scene in There's Something About Mary is a classic.
Not having AC in the car.
I'm on my 3rd summer with no AC in the car. I kind of wore it as a badge of honor the first summer. Last summer it started to bother me. And this summer I'm about to lose my shit. I find myself just not going places if it's too hot. I skipped a meeting last week just because I didn't feel like riding 20 minutes in 90 degree weather. It's not so bad if I can be continuously moving. But red lights are killers. And I go nuclear when some dickhead isn't paying attention and gets me stopped at a light.
Gonna cost me about $700 to fix it. And I'm not sure the car is worth much more than that. That's why I've dragged my feet on getting it done. And then fall and winter roll around and it leaves my mind.
My '97 f150 has no AC. I'll eventually replace the compressor. About $200. It's my hunting truck so I can deal with it besides the closest stoplights out here are about an hour away.Not having AC in the car.
I'm on my 3rd summer with no AC in the car. I kind of wore it as a badge of honor the first summer. Last summer it started to bother me. And this summer I'm about to lose my shit. I find myself just not going places if it's too hot. I skipped a meeting last week just because I didn't feel like riding 20 minutes in 90 degree weather. It's not so bad if I can be continuously moving. But red lights are killers. And I go nuclear when some dickhead isn't paying attention and gets me stopped at a light.
Gonna cost me about $700 to fix it. And I'm not sure the car is worth much more than that. That's why I've dragged my feet on getting it done. And then fall and winter roll around and it leaves my mind.
My '97 f150 has no AC. I'll eventually replace the compressor. About $200. It's my hunting truck so I can deal with it besides the closest stoplights out here are about an hour away.
where are you?
#visitnebraskaMy '97 f150 has no AC. I'll eventually replace the compressor. About $200. It's my hunting truck so I can deal with it besides the closest stoplights out here are about an hour away.
Right now? Sitting at my desk. Where are you? And what are you wearing?
There’s a lot to unpack herejust sandals right now in a lane bryant changing room.
Not having AC in the car..
I’ve never been that poor. That’s impressive.
My manager
You just described my manager. Well done.This.
Also pushing out a turd and still having a nugget trapped in your butthole.