Poll: My wife will be out of town this weekend....
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A better poll might be what your wife will be doing while she's out of town...lol just kidding
My wife usually takes kids and roadtrips back home to GA and NC for about a month every July. One year I watched at least two episodes of Gunsmoke every night while drinking Lone Star beer and eating Texas bbq or tacos. Also I'm free to smoke my cigars in my study...and febreeze the shit out of it before they get back.
This year I'm planning to go to every Astros home game while they're gone.
This year I'm planning to go to every Astros home game while they're gone.
Oh wait- now I understand why you can't make the baseball game.
Maybe I can come to your house and leave the in-laws here with my wife and kids? (I jest- I actually really like my inlaws)
Maybe I can come to your house and leave the in-laws here with my wife and kids? (I jest- I actually really like my inlaws)
I would golf all day and have a few drinks at night. I would probably catch up on a few movies or shows as well. Not much else for me in that situation. I may have a few friends over just to hang out or something.
Come on down. I actually scheduled the baseball trip before my wife made her plans. We were going to get a pet sitter for the weekend, but I had other reasons for bailing. Well, if you change your mind the games are on TV and I have a fridge full of beer LOL.
Queen City, my man.
Speaking of which, I learned today that Queen Charlotte (for whom the city is named) was the first British royalty to live in Buckingham Palace and was an amateur botanist who helped expand Kew Gardens. Also cranked out 15 kids. I'm a big fan.
That's probably what reality will look like, minus the golf. Might put the kayak in the lake and paddle around for a few hours though.
I only buy my drugs from Pedro, and his coca crop didn't survive last year's harsh winter conditions.
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No pants fapping at the taste of pizza, wings, steak and bacon while pooping. All of this with the door open so you see the TV to binge watch movie franchises, of course.
I think you're on to something. If I could franchise this, I'd made millions.
So you can do whatever you want this weekend?
I can do whatever I want, every weekend
Gotta love single life!
I can do whatever I want, every weekend
Gotta love single life!
Don't ever get married. Don't ever buy a house. Kidding not kidding.So you can do whatever you want this weekend?
I can do whatever I want, every weekend
Does she have a cat? The last time my wife left town ours mysteriously disappeared. Other things that I do:
Drink in the shower.
Eat with my hands....the whole dishes thing is overrated and a lot of work.
Eat nothing but garbage with a high likelihood of contracting scurvy if her period of absence is in any way an extended one.
Complete living room size couch cushion fort.
Do at least one stupidly simple thing that I will be congratulated on (For example, set the self-cleaning cycle on the oven and announce that I cleaned the oven when she asks what i did while she was gone).
Basically I revert to college life, marital rules limited though.
Drink in the shower.
Eat with my hands....the whole dishes thing is overrated and a lot of work.
Eat nothing but garbage with a high likelihood of contracting scurvy if her period of absence is in any way an extended one.
Complete living room size couch cushion fort.
Do at least one stupidly simple thing that I will be congratulated on (For example, set the self-cleaning cycle on the oven and announce that I cleaned the oven when she asks what i did while she was gone).
Basically I revert to college life, marital rules limited though.
Right now I have four cats and four dogs at my house. You're right...she probably wouldn't miss one.
It's called Shower Beer, and it's undefeated.
Great point. Anything that's not take-out is going on the grill.
That's pretty brilliant, and our oven is in need of a cleaning. Consider it done.
By the way....
I thought you guys were my friends. Not a one of you is going to try to stop me from binge-watching Madea movies? Pfffft.
I thought you guys were my friends. Not a one of you is going to try to stop me from binge-watching Madea movies? Pfffft.
Last call for votes. I've already got the bourbon and CamelBak. Stayed tuned for drunken posts later.
Have to admit, I'm a little disappointed that "Kill a Drifter" and "FAP" are neck-and-neck. What is WRONG with you people?
Have to admit, I'm a little disappointed that "Kill a Drifter" and "FAP" are neck-and-neck. What is WRONG with you people?
These sudden outbursts of inexplicable laughter are going to look bad on my next employee review.
I knew this thread would go off into this direction, I knew it!!!....lolI'd rather that you not call my house this weekend, as I'll be very occupied.
Apparently I should have made "kick somebody's ass" a poll option.
Apparently.
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