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Poll: My wife will be out of town this weekend....

What should I do during my temporary bachelorhood? (Select all that apply)

  • Poop with the door open

  • Two words: Bourbon CamelBak

  • Kill a drifter

  • Smoke something

  • Binge watch movie franchises (LOTR, Godfather, Madea, etc.)

  • Move to another house before she gets back

  • FAP

  • Eat from the four food groups: pizza, steak, wings, and bacon

  • Pants optional

  • I can't believe Rivals only allows 10 choices for polls


Results are only viewable after voting.
I'm embarrassed to say that for the first option, my first thought was that you meant the front door of the house... :eek:
 
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